{"id":749670,"date":"2013-05-03T17:10:22","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T21:10:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.webpronews.com\/?p=228321"},"modified":"2013-05-03T17:10:22","modified_gmt":"2013-05-03T21:10:22","slug":"foul-mouthed-kid-loves-hot-cheetos-is-probably-yelling-at-you-on-xbox-live-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/749670","title":{"rendered":"Foul-Mouthed Kid Loves Hot Cheetos, Is Probably Yelling at You on Xbox LIVE Right Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a kid. If you have a kid, and it&#8217;s not this kid, congratulations. Right now, this kid is probably calling you a queer on Xbox LIVE. When this kid grows up, he&#8217;s probably going to make people feel very uncomfortable in subways. <\/p>\n<p>Despite what the title of this video says, this is not the funniest thing ever. I don&#8217;t even have a problem with the kid&#8217;s foul mouth. F*ck it, he&#8217;s right. Flamin&#8217; hot cheetos are awesome. But don&#8217;t hate on banana chips, bro. They&#8217;re sweet, plus they have, like, mad potassium. Plus, who ever told him to drink ketchup? That&#8217;s just bad parenting. <\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"616\" height=\"462\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JXnSQnhYnTY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>[via <a href=\"http:\/\/hypervocal.com\/vids\/2013\/cursing-kid-cheetos-ketchup\/\">HyperVocal<\/a>]<\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=S3CU22ICSyw:bfsP5vTvZAc:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=S3CU22ICSyw:bfsP5vTvZAc:wF9xT3WuBAs\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=S3CU22ICSyw:bfsP5vTvZAc:wF9xT3WuBAs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=S3CU22ICSyw:bfsP5vTvZAc:7Q72WNTAKBA\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=7Q72WNTAKBA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=S3CU22ICSyw:bfsP5vTvZAc:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=S3CU22ICSyw:bfsP5vTvZAc:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=S3CU22ICSyw:bfsP5vTvZAc:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=S3CU22ICSyw:bfsP5vTvZAc:mfZ73u_VV2s\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=S3CU22ICSyw:bfsP5vTvZAc:mfZ73u_VV2s\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/webpronews\/all\/~4\/S3CU22ICSyw\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a kid. If you have a kid, and it&#8217;s not this kid, congratulations. Right now, this kid is probably calling you a queer on Xbox LIVE. When this kid grows up, he&#8217;s probably going to make people feel very uncomfortable in subways. Despite what the title of this video says, this is not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":292,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-749670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-391s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/292"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=749670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=749670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=749670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=749670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}