{"id":738200,"date":"2013-02-15T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.naturalnews.com\/039100_Carnival_cruise_cleansing_Law_of_Attraction.html"},"modified":"2013-02-15T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-15T06:00:00","slug":"carnival-cruise-lines-president-urges-triumph-passengers-to-stop-being-so-negative-about-their-unforgettable-cruise-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/738200","title":{"rendered":"Carnival Cruise Lines president urges Triumph passengers to &#8216;stop being so negative&#8217; about their &#8216;unforgettable&#8217; cruise experience"},"content":{"rendered":"<table><tr><td><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.naturalnews.com\/gallery\/dir\/Objects\/Toilet-Paper-Roll-Isolated.jpg?w=780\" \/><\/td><td valign='top'>(Satire) Carnival Cruise Lines needs to learn a lesson in public relations from the White House. First of all, never admit to any wrongdoing, even if the people you represent are knee-deep in s#!t. Cruise line customers, much like voters, are simply not qualified to...<\/td><\/tr><\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Satire) Carnival Cruise Lines needs to learn a lesson in public relations from the White House. First of all, never admit to any wrongdoing, even if the people you represent are knee-deep in s#!t. Cruise line customers, much like voters, are simply not qualified to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":288,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-362s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/288"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=738200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=738200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=738200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=738200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}