{"id":736629,"date":"2013-01-29T15:29:19","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T20:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.webpronews.com\/?p=213804"},"modified":"2013-01-29T15:29:19","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T20:29:19","slug":"facebook-police-make-sure-youre-using-facebook-and-suggest-you-buy-stock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/736629","title":{"rendered":"Facebook Police Make Sure You\u2019re Using Facebook (and Suggest You Buy Stock)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Facebook reportedly lost 1.4 million U.S. users last month. Or, <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2013\/01\/17\/facebook-loses-active-users\/\">maybe they didn&#8217;t<\/a>. Metrics can be a tricky thing. Even if Facebook lost roughly 1% of their user base, is it even a huge deal? Things like that fluctuate from month to month and Facebook is damn near saturated in the U.S. market anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever the case, the Facebook police know that they need to &#8220;convince&#8221; defectors to come back. How do they do that? Well, brute force of course.<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"616\" height=\"347\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NiiSxP6MULI?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The last time we saw Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s Facebook police, they were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.webpronews.com\/jimmy-kimmels-facebook-police-make-sure-you-accept-your-moms-friend-request-2012-01\">making sure that you accepted your mom&#8217;s friend request<\/a>. <\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=zXMipLrkcQQ:r-IzehTmq28:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=zXMipLrkcQQ:r-IzehTmq28:wF9xT3WuBAs\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=zXMipLrkcQQ:r-IzehTmq28:wF9xT3WuBAs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=zXMipLrkcQQ:r-IzehTmq28:7Q72WNTAKBA\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=7Q72WNTAKBA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=zXMipLrkcQQ:r-IzehTmq28:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=zXMipLrkcQQ:r-IzehTmq28:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=zXMipLrkcQQ:r-IzehTmq28:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=zXMipLrkcQQ:r-IzehTmq28:mfZ73u_VV2s\"><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=zXMipLrkcQQ:r-IzehTmq28:mfZ73u_VV2s\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div><img src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/webpronews\/all\/~4\/zXMipLrkcQQ\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Facebook reportedly lost 1.4 million U.S. users last month. Or, maybe they didn&#8217;t. Metrics can be a tricky thing. Even if Facebook lost roughly 1% of their user base, is it even a huge deal? Things like that fluctuate from month to month and Facebook is damn near saturated in the U.S. market anyway. Whatever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":292,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-736629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-35D7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/292"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=736629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=736629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=736629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=736629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}