{"id":726592,"date":"2010-04-29T15:58:12","date_gmt":"2010-04-29T19:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10005160"},"modified":"2010-04-29T16:03:57","modified_gmt":"2010-04-29T20:03:57","slug":"newegg-buy-your-mom-a-hitachi-magic-wand-for-mothers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/726592","title":{"rendered":"Newegg: Buy Your Mom A Hitachi Magic Wand For Mother&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/04\/4-29-2010%203-39-55%20PM-thumb-350x305-39872.jpg?w=780\">         <\/p>\n<p>Newegg suggests you buy, among other things,a Hitachi Magic Wand for your Mom for Mother&#8217;s Day. Um.<\/p>\n<p>I guess we shouldn&#8217;t judge. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager\/dp\/B00005M1WE\">reviews on Amazon are overall pretty positive&#8230; (possibly NSFW)<\/a> We&#8217;re just glad Newegg didn&#8217;t suggest bundling some of those attachments. <\/p>\n<p><em>(Thanks, madanthony!)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Newegg suggests you buy, among other things,a Hitachi Magic Wand for your Mom for Mother&#8217;s Day. Um. I guess we shouldn&#8217;t judge. The reviews on Amazon are overall pretty positive&#8230; (possibly NSFW) We&#8217;re just glad Newegg didn&#8217;t suggest bundling some of those attachments. (Thanks, madanthony!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2902,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-726592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-331e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=726592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=726592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=726592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=726592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}