{"id":725664,"date":"2010-04-28T12:27:10","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T16:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10005092"},"modified":"2010-04-28T12:33:53","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T16:33:53","slug":"coffee-shop-reopens-after-entire-staff-quit-business-is-tepid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/725664","title":{"rendered":"Coffee Shop Reopens After Entire Staff Quit, Business Is Tepid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/04\/empty_gorilla_coffee-thumb-652x489-39813.jpg?w=780\">         <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2010\/04\/entire-coffee-shop-staff-quits-simultaneously.html\">Gorilla Coffee, closed for 16 days after its entire staff quit simultaneously<\/a>, has reopened, to decidedly decaf customer response.<\/p>\n<p>There were just three patrons when I visited this morning at 8:35, a time when it wouldn&#8217;t be uncommon for the line to be out the door. An all-new staff worked behind the counter. I don&#8217;t know if I was just looking for faults but my large coffee, which normally makes me feel like I could rip apart the fabric of reality with my bare hands, only rated a &#8220;market perform.&#8221; We may never know what horrible injustices the old barristas suffered at the hands of their fascist bean barons, but maybe it takes a little mean to make a mean cup of coffee.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"gcoffee.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/gcoffee.jpg?resize=652%2C358\" width=\"652\" height=\"358\" class=\"mt-image-none\" style=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>PREVIOUSLY: <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2010\/04\/entire-coffee-shop-staff-quits-simultaneously.html\">Entire Coffee Shop Staff Quits Simultaneously<\/a><br \/>\nRELATED: <a href=\"http:\/\/thebrooklynink.com\/2010\/04\/27\/11178-gorilla-returns-park-slope-gets-caffeinated\/\">GORILLA RETURNS; PARK SLOPE GETS CAFFEINATED<\/a> [The Brooklyn Ink]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gorilla Coffee, closed for 16 days after its entire staff quit simultaneously, has reopened, to decidedly decaf customer response. There were just three patrons when I visited this morning at 8:35, a time when it wouldn&#8217;t be uncommon for the line to be out the door. An all-new staff worked behind the counter. I don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3568,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-725664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-32Mg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3568"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=725664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725664\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=725664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=725664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=725664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}