{"id":722854,"date":"2010-04-23T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10004915"},"modified":"2010-04-23T13:17:39","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T17:17:39","slug":"woman-takes-clothes-into-walmart-changing-room-to-pee-on-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/722854","title":{"rendered":"Woman Takes Clothes Into Walmart Changing Room To Pee On Them"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/04\/yellowtee-thumb-250x186-39646.jpg?w=780\">         <\/p>\n<p>If there&#8217;s any lesson to be learned from this story it&#8217;s this: When you decide to take a bunch of clothes into a store&#8217;s changing room with the intention of voiding your bladder all over them, do <i>not<\/i> leave your wallet behind.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what police in Cape Coral, FL, allege a 22-year-old woman did at her local Walmart. <\/p>\n<p>According to authorities, employees saw the suspect take $163 worth of clothing from the racks into the changing room, where she apparently decided to test their urine absorption capacity.<\/p>\n<p>She made it easy work for the police to find her by leaving her wallet, complete with driver&#8217;s license, in the room with the pee-drenched pile of clothes.<\/p>\n<p>The woman has been charged with criminal mischief and property damage and has been released on $500 bail.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re going to assume that the clothes were not immediately put back on the sales floor.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.news-press.com\/article\/20100422\/CRIME\/100422033\/1075\/Police-seek-woman-who-urinated-on-clothes-at-Cape-Coral-Walmart\" >Police arrest woman suspected of urinating on clothes at Cape Coral Walmart<\/a> [News-Press.com]<\/p>\n<p><i>Thanks to Ron for the tip!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If there&#8217;s any lesson to be learned from this story it&#8217;s this: When you decide to take a bunch of clothes into a store&#8217;s changing room with the intention of voiding your bladder all over them, do not leave your wallet behind. That&#8217;s what police in Cape Coral, FL, allege a 22-year-old woman did at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3605,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-722854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-322W","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3605"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=722854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=722854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=722854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=722854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}