{"id":718068,"date":"2010-04-16T09:29:36","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T13:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/?p=5406"},"modified":"2010-04-16T09:29:36","modified_gmt":"2010-04-16T13:29:36","slug":"greatest-pimp-slap-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/718068","title":{"rendered":"Greatest Pimp Slap Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/2010\/04\/16\/greatest-pimp-slap-ever\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/v02acl2SBmQ\/2.jpg?w=780\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Impressive windup: fi&#8217; dolla<\/p>\n<p>Backhand: benjamin<\/p>\n<p>Not even pausing to glower at the chick after slapping her: priceless (Hey, the man was in the middle of a conversation.)<\/p>\n<p>Giving me the opportunity to write &#8220;Morgan Freeman, in &#8216;Pimpslap Redemption&#8217;&#8221;: priceless infinity<\/p>\n<p>By the way, Morgan Freeman once said in an interview that his role as a pimp in &#8216;Street Smart&#8217; was his favorite.<\/p>\n<p>Filed under: <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/alpha\/'>Alpha<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/funnylolblogs\/'>Funny\/Lolblogs<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/videos\/'>Videos<\/a>  <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gocomments\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5406\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/comments\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5406\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godelicious\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5406\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/delicious\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5406\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gostumble\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5406\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/stumble\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5406\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godigg\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5406\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/digg\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5406\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/goreddit\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5406\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/reddit\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5406\/\" \/><\/a> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stats.wordpress.com\/b.gif?w=780\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Impressive windup: fi&#8217; dolla Backhand: benjamin Not even pausing to glower at the chick after slapping her: priceless (Hey, the man was in the middle of a conversation.) Giving me the opportunity to write &#8220;Morgan Freeman, in &#8216;Pimpslap Redemption&#8217;&#8221;: priceless infinity By the way, Morgan Freeman once said in an interview that his role as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4104,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-718068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-30NK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4104"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=718068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=718068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=718068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=718068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}