{"id":714403,"date":"2010-04-12T13:04:34","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T17:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/?p=100176"},"modified":"2010-04-12T13:04:34","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T17:04:34","slug":"10-hair-trainwrecks-from-the-90s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/714403","title":{"rendered":"10 Hair Trainwrecks from the 90s"},"content":{"rendered":"

For many of those whose youth coincided with the nineties, the decade is a blur. Not because of a heady mix of sex, drugs and rock \u2018n\u2019 roll; not because they spent it fasting in protest; or because they were exhausted from devising a new world order, but because it was, well, a bit boring really. Gone was the hedonism of the eighties, and in its place a couple of blokes in the clothes they woke up in, singing with their hands behind their backs. Yet, it was also the last time you couldn\u2019t guarantee a celebrity had had a nose job, when not all photos were at the mercy of an airbrush, and when preening still amounted to a flannel and some soap. As for the hair, it was a wreck.<\/p>\n

Courtney Love<\/h3>\n

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We miss the days when Courtney Love would step out with a farmyard on her head. In an era of tiresome inertia, Ms Love and ill-fated husband, Kurt Cobain, demonstrated a pleasing commitment to vice. Yet, shortly after this photo was taken she cleaned up. Shame.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gary Barlow<\/h3>\n

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Impeccably behaved, British-born, Take That singer-songwriter, Gary Barlow might not be an obvious bedfellow of Courtney Love, but a bottle of ammonia they seem to have shared.<\/p>\n

Geri Halliwell <\/h3>\n

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We thank former Spice Girl and interminable wannabe, Geri Halliwell for her intellectually rigorous philosophical abstraction, Girl Power, but wish she\u2019d used a comb.<\/p>\n

Madonna<\/h3>\n

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Here, the hair of mother of invention, Madge, brings to mind not so much a trainwreck as a collision with the Orient Express: for all her finery, not her finest moment.<\/p>\n

Michael Bolton<\/h3>\n

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Oh Michael.<\/p>\n

Andre Agassi<\/h3>\n

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We do not wish to poke fun at Andre Agassi\u2019s diminishing thatch, for hair loss is not a laughing matter. Instead, we\u2019re going to marvel at his eyebrows. Aren\u2019t we kind?<\/p>\n

Hugh Grant<\/h3>\n

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We wish Hugh Grant would lose a strand.<\/p>\n

Nicole Kidman<\/h3>\n

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Ah, the days when ceramic irons were but a glint in an updo. We\u2019re not sure what Nicole Kidman is up to in this shot, but those wayward curls suggest it\u2019s no good.<\/p>\n

Mariah Carey<\/h3>\n

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Mariah heard a perm got you laid.<\/p>\n

Johnny Depp<\/h3>\n

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Who could forget the badger streak? Everyone knew someone who had one \u2013 is Johnny Depp, offbeat apparition and one-time bearer of a yellow patch, to blame?<\/p>\n

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For many of those whose youth coincided with the nineties, the decade is a blur. Not because of a heady mix of sex, drugs and rock \u2018n\u2019 roll; not because they spent it fasting in protest; or because they were exhausted from devising a new world order, but because it was, well, a bit boring […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4109,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-714403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2ZQD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4109"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=714403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=714403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=714403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=714403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}