{"id":712979,"date":"2010-04-09T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10004231"},"modified":"2010-04-07T10:13:31","modified_gmt":"2010-04-07T14:13:31","slug":"video-too-weak-to-move-your-arms-the-food-lift-feeds-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/712979","title":{"rendered":"Video: Too Weak To Move Your Arms? The Food Lift Feeds You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/04\/thefoodlift-thumb-165x118-39016.jpg?w=780\">         <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve all experienced the the age-old quandary, &#8220;I&#8217;m hungry, but I&#8217;m too weak\/lazy to move my arms, whatever shall I do?&#8221; Enter the Food Lift! It&#8217;s a revolutionary new product that takes the work out of eating! Simply place the food in the trough and then the dynamo-screw lifts the meal through the tube into your mouth, &#8220;like a waiter climbing a staircase.&#8221; Try one today!<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Ug5U9uBi8uA&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p><em>(Thanks to  thespatulaoflove!)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all experienced the the age-old quandary, &#8220;I&#8217;m hungry, but I&#8217;m too weak\/lazy to move my arms, whatever shall I do?&#8221; Enter the Food Lift! It&#8217;s a revolutionary new product that takes the work out of eating! Simply place the food in the trough and then the dynamo-screw lifts the meal through the tube into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3568,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-712979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2ZtF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3568"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=712979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=712979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=712979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=712979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}