{"id":712354,"date":"2010-04-08T20:27:25","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T00:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/?p=5354"},"modified":"2010-04-08T20:27:25","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T00:27:25","slug":"there%e2%80%99s-a-reason-i-don%e2%80%99t-do-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/712354","title":{"rendered":"There\u2019s A Reason I Don\u2019t Do Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>South Park <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/episodes\/267112\" >explains why<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So I understand Wankroulette is the latest insipid fad. Yes, I truly am missing out on the best of our culture, and then some.<\/p>\n<p>Filed under: <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/culture\/'>Culture<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/ridiculousness\/'>Ridiculousness<\/a>  <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gocomments\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5354\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/comments\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5354\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godelicious\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5354\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/delicious\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5354\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gostumble\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5354\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/stumble\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5354\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godigg\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5354\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/digg\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5354\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/goreddit\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5354\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/reddit\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5354\/\" \/><\/a> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stats.wordpress.com\/b.gif?w=780\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>South Park explains why. So I understand Wankroulette is the latest insipid fad. Yes, I truly am missing out on the best of our culture, and then some. Filed under: Culture, Ridiculousness<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4104,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-712354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2ZjA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4104"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=712354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=712354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=712354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=712354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}