{"id":712101,"date":"2010-04-08T12:53:13","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T16:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10004289"},"modified":"2010-04-08T14:54:10","modified_gmt":"2010-04-08T18:54:10","slug":"video-tiger-woods-creepy-new-nike-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/712101","title":{"rendered":"VIDEO: Tiger Woods&#8217; Creepy New Nike Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/04\/tigerad-thumb-250x175-39076.jpg?w=780\">         <\/p>\n<p>In case you have been comatose since Thanksgiving, Tiger Woods has been in the news a lot because the <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2010\/04\/cable-providers-rushing-to-broadcast-tigers-return-to-golf-in-3d.html\" >Masters will be broadcast in 3D<\/a> or something. In advance of that golf tournament, Tiger Woods has returned to the world of being a human billboard with this new ad from Nike, which resurrects the golfer&#8217;s dead dad.<\/p>\n<p>In the ad, Woodsy stares into the camera &#8212; Is he trying to seduce me? Because it&#8217;s working! &#8212; as the voice of his late pop Earl Woods lectures his Casanova son about personal responsibility. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you learn anything?&#8221; Earl asks Tiger.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, he learned that he can still cash in on the biggest personal embarrassment in sports history. Hole-in-one, Tiger!<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5NTRvlrP2NU&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s this version (thanks JayCutler!) replacing Early&#8217;s voice with Morgan Freeman from Shawshank Redemption:<br \/>\n<object width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/1TO6wI9OQRE&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you have been comatose since Thanksgiving, Tiger Woods has been in the news a lot because the Masters will be broadcast in 3D or something. In advance of that golf tournament, Tiger Woods has returned to the world of being a human billboard with this new ad from Nike, which resurrects the golfer&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3605,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-712101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2Zfv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3605"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=712101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=712101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=712101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=712101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}