{"id":707808,"date":"2010-04-02T15:48:06","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T19:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10004068"},"modified":"2010-04-02T15:59:33","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T19:59:33","slug":"cook-bacon-in-a-machine-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/707808","title":{"rendered":"Cook Bacon In A Machine Gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/04\/baconmachinegun-thumb-652x144-38878.jpg?w=780\">         <\/p>\n<p>Obviously, this is how KFC should prepare the bacon for <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2010\/04\/kfcs-bacon-sandwich-on-fried-chicken-bread-kills-people-everywhere-on-april-12.html\">the Double Down<\/a>, KFC&#8217;s bacon and cheese on fried chicken &#8220;bread&#8221; sandwich&mdash;by wrapping it around the barrel of a machine gun and firing about 200 times, for that extra dose of smoky manly flavor. I can already feel my arteries clogging in anticipation. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Bacon\/comments\/an596\/exciting_new_way_of_cooking_bacon_with_pictures\/\">Reddit<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/eater.com\/archives\/2010\/03\/30\/the-manliest-way-to-cook-bacon-a-machine-gun.php\">Eater<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obviously, this is how KFC should prepare the bacon for the Double Down, KFC&#8217;s bacon and cheese on fried chicken &#8220;bread&#8221; sandwich&mdash;by wrapping it around the barrel of a machine gun and firing about 200 times, for that extra dose of smoky manly flavor. I can already feel my arteries clogging in anticipation. [Reddit via [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3568,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-707808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2Y8g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3568"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707808"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707808\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}