{"id":706279,"date":"2010-03-31T16:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T20:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/Gizmodo-5506383"},"modified":"2026-10-04T11:56:04","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T15:56:04","slug":"machine-gun-bacon-is-the-best-part-of-waking-up-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/706279","title":{"rendered":"Machine Gun Bacon Is the Best Part of Waking Up [Bacon]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: left; padding-right: 10px;\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--  div style=\"background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 160px; padding: 1px;\"><a title=\"Click here to read Machine Gun Bacon Is the Best Part of Waking Up\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/bacon\/\" style=\"background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;\"><span style=\"color: white;\" class=\"hash\">#<\/span><span style=\"color: white;\">bacon<\/span><\/a><\/div -->\n<div><a title=\"Click here to read Machine Gun Bacon Is the Best Part of Waking Up\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5506383\/machine-gun-bacon-is-the-best-part-of-waking-up\" class=\"pp_image\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;\" height=\"120\" width=\"160\" title=\"Click here to read Machine Gun Bacon Is the Best Part of Waking Up\" alt=\"Click here to read Machine Gun Bacon Is the Best Part of Waking Up\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cache-10.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/03\/160x120_cookingbacon.jpg?resize=160%2C120\"\/><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\tWell that pretty much says it all, doesn&#8217;t it? 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