{"id":704323,"date":"2010-03-30T06:30:43","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T10:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/?p=98626"},"modified":"2026-10-04T11:51:38","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T15:51:38","slug":"beyonce-blowup-love-doll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/704323","title":{"rendered":"Beyonce Blowup Love Doll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Beyonce-Love-Doll.jpg?resize=452%2C640\" alt=\"\" title=\"Beyonce Love Doll\" width=\"452\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-98628\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Oh dear &#8212; this is so disrespectful, we don&#8217;t even have words with which to denounce it&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Paging Papa Knowles! We&#8217;ve got something that your legal team needs to get on top of (No pun intended) &#8212; stat! <\/p>\n<p>Wanna &#8220;snuggle up&#8221; to music&#8217;s signature &#8220;Sexy Lady?&#8221; Beyonce Stans will be delighted to know that the \u201cShe Ain\u2019t No Beyonce Inflatable Love Doll&#8221; is now on sale and available for your &#8212; er &#8212; <em>pleasure<\/em>. While she&#8217;s more of a deadringer for a West Village hooker than the real-life, hip-swirveling Sasha Fierce, manufacturers promise blowup Beyonce brings &#8220;Sweet Dreams&#8221; and will be &#8220;Crazy In Love With Your C0ck!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/n4z3-6aeAC8X9aFZ-xKF6HM5eOI\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/n4z3-6aeAC8X9aFZ-xKF6HM5eOI\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/n4z3-6aeAC8X9aFZ-xKF6HM5eOI\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/n4z3-6aeAC8X9aFZ-xKF6HM5eOI\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh dear &#8212; this is so disrespectful, we don&#8217;t even have words with which to denounce it&#8230;. Paging Papa Knowles! We&#8217;ve got something that your legal team needs to get on top of (No pun intended) &#8212; stat! Wanna &#8220;snuggle up&#8221; to music&#8217;s signature &#8220;Sexy Lady?&#8221; Beyonce Stans will be delighted to know that the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3497,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-704323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2Xe3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3497"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=704323"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":805680,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704323\/revisions\/805680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=704323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=704323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=704323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}