{"id":694021,"date":"2010-03-17T12:45:51","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T16:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10003367"},"modified":"2010-03-17T12:35:45","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T16:35:45","slug":"old-navy-restricts-drunken-revelry-to-ages-13-and-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/694021","title":{"rendered":"Old Navy Restricts Drunken Revelry To Ages 13 And Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/03\/-1-thumb-300x282-38262.jpg?w=780\">         <\/p>\n<p>Michael found this festive &#8220;I Rish I Was Drunk&#8221; button in an Old Navy store earlier this month. The fine print at the bottom warns, &#8220;Not intended for 12 years and under.&#8221; Ages thirteen and up? Pass the Guinness, apparently. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t want my 13 year old wearing the pin,&#8221; grumbles Michael. <\/p>\n<p>Is this an overprotective safety warning about the sharpness of button backings on the part of Old Navy, or a horrible insight into the drinking habits of America&#8217;s middle schoolers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael found this festive &#8220;I Rish I Was Drunk&#8221; button in an Old Navy store earlier this month. The fine print at the bottom warns, &#8220;Not intended for 12 years and under.&#8221; Ages thirteen and up? Pass the Guinness, apparently. &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t want my 13 year old wearing the pin,&#8221; grumbles Michael. Is this an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2758,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2UxT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2758"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=694021"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694021\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=694021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=694021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=694021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}