{"id":692687,"date":"2010-03-16T11:59:20","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T15:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10003326"},"modified":"2010-03-16T11:53:22","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T15:53:22","slug":"cash-register-editorializes-about-your-taste-in-energy-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/692687","title":{"rendered":"Cash Register Editorializes About Your Taste In Energy Drink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/03\/3-16-2010%2011-46-21%20AM-thumb-350x270-38214.jpg?w=780\">         <\/p>\n<p>Reader Neil makes the following observation:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Suburban Cleveland again, I purchased a can of Monster Assault energy drink and the register display seemed to be having some fun at my expense. I most assuredly do not have a &#8216;Monster Ass&#8217;. Although if given the option to purchase a monster ass for $2.29 plus tax, I might be interested.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> Wait, would that be like, a monster ass that you would wear yourself in place of your own non-monster ass, or something you eat&#8230; like rump roast?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reader Neil makes the following observation: Suburban Cleveland again, I purchased a can of Monster Assault energy drink and the register display seemed to be having some fun at my expense. I most assuredly do not have a &#8216;Monster Ass&#8217;. Although if given the option to purchase a monster ass for $2.29 plus tax, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2902,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-692687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2Ucn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=692687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=692687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=692687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=692687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}