{"id":689063,"date":"2010-03-11T18:21:03","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T23:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wmpoweruser.com\/?p=14200"},"modified":"2010-03-11T18:21:03","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T23:21:03","slug":"5-minutes-in-the-life-of-a-cook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/689063","title":{"rendered":"5 Minutes in the Life of a Cook"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"tweetmeme_button\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\">\n\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/api.tweetmeme.com\/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwmpoweruser.com%2F%3Fp%3D14200\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/api.tweetmeme.com\/imagebutton.gif?resize=50%2C61\" height=\"61\" width=\"50\" \/><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wmpoweruser.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Pizza_Cannibal.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-14228\" title=\"Pizza_Cannibal\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wmpoweruser.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Pizza_Cannibal.gif?resize=326%2C299\" alt=\"\" width=\"326\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a>Waking up with this wicked headache I can\u2019t seem to function properly in my kitchen. Something told me I shouldn\u2019t have messed with that dead maggot in the tequila. Looking in my kitchen I can\u2019t imagine how it got in such a state; it\u2019s like a 12 legged octopus made breakfast this morning and didn\u2019t even bother to clean up. The bastard.<\/p>\n<p>Well, my kitchen is not in a good state so I decided to write about this issue I\u2019ve been slaving on for about a week now. It has me ripping at hair I don\u2019t even have. They say writing calms you down and allows you to focus, but it doesn\u2019t seem to work, so what is a cook supposed to do when he can\u2019t find a solution to his problem? Damn you Exchange for not working (*me pointing fist at kitchen*).<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you curse at the problem. A solution will come, somehow\u2026.I think.<\/p>\n<p>This post was submitted by Lennard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Waking up with this wicked headache I can\u2019t seem to function properly in my kitchen. Something told me I shouldn\u2019t have messed with that dead maggot in the tequila. Looking in my kitchen I can\u2019t imagine how it got in such a state; it\u2019s like a 12 legged octopus made breakfast this morning and didn\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4061,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-689063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2TfV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4061"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=689063"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689063\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=689063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=689063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=689063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}