{"id":683076,"date":"2010-03-04T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5486035"},"modified":"2010-03-04T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T00:00:00","slug":"mayor-of-duluth-minnesota-wants-all-firstborns-to-be-named-google-fiber-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/683076","title":{"rendered":"Mayor of Duluth, Minnesota Wants All Firstborns To Be Named &#8216;Google Fiber&#8217; [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- videoId: 03pCyixPuws --><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\nnewVideoPlayer( {\"type\":\"video\",\"player\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.youtube.com\\\/v\\\/03pCyixPuws&hl=en&fs=1&fmt=22\",\"customParams\":[],\"width\":500,\"height\":412,\"ratio\":0.824,\"flashData\":\"\",\"embedName\":null,\"objectId\":null,\"noEmbed\":false,\"source\":\"youtube\"} );\n<\/script><!-- \/videoId: 03pCyixPuws -->Hey, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5483255\/topeka-kansas-changes-name-in-attempt-to-get-googles-gigabit-fiber\">Topeka, Kansas<\/a>! Duluth, Minnesota is calling you out for changing your name to Google in an attempt to get Google&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5468670\/google-wants-to-test-gigabit-fiber-internet-for-up-to-500000-people\">Gigabit fiber Internet<\/a>. They&#8217;re announcing that all firstborn children shall be named <a class=\"autolink\" title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #googlefiber\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/googlefiber\/\">Google Fiber<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, thank goodness for that lengthy disclaimer at the beginning of the video or I&#8217;d have thought they were serious. [<i>Thanks, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/people\/draven301\">Draven301<\/a>!<\/i>]<\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=bcabc4e429cd11019058b970c441aef1&#038;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=bcabc4e429cd11019058b970c441aef1&#038;p=1\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" style=\"display:none\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a.rfihub.com\/eus.gif?resize=0%2C0\"\/><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/gizmodo\/full\/~4\/eZCQCNP5bMY\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, Topeka, Kansas! Duluth, Minnesota is calling you out for changing your name to Google in an attempt to get Google&#8217;s Gigabit fiber Internet. They&#8217;re announcing that all firstborn children shall be named Google Fiber. Ah, thank goodness for that lengthy disclaimer at the beginning of the video or I&#8217;d have thought they were serious. 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