{"id":679787,"date":"2010-03-02T10:46:58","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T15:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/?p=4978"},"modified":"2010-03-02T10:46:58","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T15:46:58","slug":"the-number-one-reason-to-approach-that-girl-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/679787","title":{"rendered":"The Number One Reason To Approach That Girl RIGHT NOW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You could <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/article.php?id=D9E62II80&amp;show_article=1\" >pee on a\u00a0power line and electrocute yourself<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.<\/p>\n<p>Grays Harbor County sheriff&#8217;s Deputy\u00a0Dave Pimentel said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.<\/p>\n<p>However, family members found Messenger electrocuted when they arrived.<\/p>\n<p>Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn&#8217;t see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body.<\/p>\n<p>Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger&#8217;s body.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Roast wienie! Think of all the ways you could die.\u00a0An axle breaks and a bus careens into the sidewalk. A 14 year old mishandles a pistol. A congenital aneurysm bursts. A rotten tree limb falls on your head. It&#8217;s quite amazing you&#8217;re still alive and walking around today, is it not? So what are you waiting for? Express your joy that you&#8217;ve escaped death for one more day by chasing skirt!<\/p>\n<p>Filed under: <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/current-events\/'>Current Events<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/escape\/'>Escape<\/a>  <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gocomments\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4978\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/comments\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4978\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godelicious\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4978\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/delicious\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4978\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gostumble\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4978\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/stumble\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4978\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godigg\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4978\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/digg\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4978\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/goreddit\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4978\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/reddit\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4978\/\" \/><\/a> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stats.wordpress.com\/b.gif?w=780\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You could pee on a\u00a0power line and electrocute yourself: Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash. Grays Harbor County sheriff&#8217;s Deputy\u00a0Dave Pimentel said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2733,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-679787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2QQj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2733"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=679787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=679787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=679787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=679787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}