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That headline may have ruined your plans for the remainder of the weekend, but it’s for your own good. Seven college-age men were caught doing just that on Saturday at a Panama City Beach, Florida Kmart store. Police intervened, but the store did not prosecute.<\/p>\n
The world learned of the incident through what may be one of the most hilarious police reports of all time.<\/p>\n
“Upon my arrival I found a male attempting to leave the store. He was wearing a Speedo and sneakers,” a Bay County sheriff’s deputy wrote in his report on the incident, which struck the discount department store just before 5:30 p.m.<\/p>\n
The deputy instructed that man to wait at the front entrance “while I rounded up the other individuals,” he wrote. He eventually got them all in one place.<\/p>\n
One of them, an 18-year-old man from San Jose, Calif., “was wearing a white dress with red panty hose along with red lipstick,” the deputy wrote. The store manager said that man was walking around the front of the store with a double-ended adult sex toy “and at times he was placing it under his dress as if portraying it as his own sexual organ,” according to the report.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n