{"id":672716,"date":"2010-02-23T00:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T05:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5477638"},"modified":"2010-02-23T00:40:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T05:40:00","slug":"10-reasons-to-avoid-talking-on-the-phone-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/672716","title":{"rendered":"10 Reasons to Avoid Talking on the Phone [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>As important as phones can be in our daily lives, there are some reasons to avoid them entirely. Here are ten such reasons which may actually succeed in turning you into an anti-social, handsaw-owning phone avoider..<\/i><\/p>\n

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Reprinted with permission from Matthew Inman<\/a> aka “The Oatmeal,” a former web designer turned comic artist<\/a>. You can see more of his work on The Oatmeal<\/a> or in 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth<\/a>, the comic book which he self published last year.<\/i><\/p>\n



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As important as phones can be in our daily lives, there are some reasons to avoid them entirely. Here are ten such reasons which may actually succeed in turning you into an anti-social, handsaw-owning phone avoider.. Reprinted with permission from Matthew Inman aka “The Oatmeal,” a former web designer turned comic artist. You can see […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1605,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-672716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2P0g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1605"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=672716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=672716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=672716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=672716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}