{"id":662216,"date":"2010-02-11T13:16:35","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T18:16:35","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2026-10-04T10:30:12","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T14:30:12","slug":"learn-to-love-your-messed-up-toyota-with-this-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/662216","title":{"rendered":"Learn To Love Your Messed Up Toyota With This Parody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/02\/021110-002-toyota-spokeswoman-thumb-300x199-36898.jpg?w=780\">         <\/p>\n<p>Funny or Die wants to help Toyota out of this awkward situation it&#8217;s found itself in, so the site has posted a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/df44ca283b\/toyota-spokesperson-don-t-panic\">helpful video<\/a> of a cheerfully steely spokeswoman who likes to point with both hands. It&#8217;s like she&#8217;s shooting good news in your face! Pow pow! And really, it&#8217;s true that you <i>can<\/i> have an awesome garage party without ever needing to take your Toyota on the road, so maybe you should stop being so pessimistic. Video below.<\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"all\" \/><object width=\"512\" height=\"328\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" id=\"ordie_player_df44ca283b\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"key=df44ca283b\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;\"><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"all\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/df44ca283b\/toyota-spokesperson-don-t-panic\">&#8220;Toyota Spokesperson: Don&#8217;t Panic!&#8221;<\/a> [Funny or Die]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny or Die wants to help Toyota out of this awkward situation it&#8217;s found itself in, so the site has posted a helpful video of a cheerfully steely spokeswoman who likes to point with both hands. It&#8217;s like she&#8217;s shooting good news in your face! Pow pow! And really, it&#8217;s true that you can have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2759,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-662216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2MgU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2759"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=662216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":763269,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662216\/revisions\/763269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=662216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=662216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=662216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}