{"id":650048,"date":"2010-02-01T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10001387"},"modified":"2010-02-01T11:50:41","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T16:50:41","slug":"united-stewards-tmi-session-nets-traveler-250-coupon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/650048","title":{"rendered":"United Stewards&#8217; &#8220;TMI&#8221; Session Nets Traveler $250 Coupon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/02\/happystewards-thumb-165x136-36553.jpg?w=780\">         <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/animalnewyork.com\/2010\/01\/flight-attendants-disgust-passengers-with-oversharing-inability-to-shut-up\/\">Bucky Turco got a $250 credit<\/a> for his next United Express flight after he complained about the two-hour gab fest between two United stewards he endured on a recent trip from SLC to ORD. In that time he learned from the two women such factoids as: Hispanics, Blacks and Asians shouldn&#8217;t go blonde, a type of birth control gave one of the stewards&#8217; sister menstrual spots, how getting spit on is the ultimate disrespect, right up there with getting a shoe thrown at you like George Bush did, and more. Too much information!<\/p>\n<p>The women were so loud and voluble that Bucky couldn&#8217;t get any sleep during the whole flight. He called United right afterwards and they swiftly issued him the $250 coupon, which he doesn&#8217;t plan on cashing in anytime soon.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever fly United Express again,&#8221; wrote Bucky. &#8220;Neither should you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/animalnewyork.com\/2010\/01\/flight-attendants-disgust-passengers-with-oversharing-inability-to-shut-up\/\">United Express Flight Attendants Disgust Passengers With Oversharing, Inability To Shut Up<\/a> [ANIMAL]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bucky Turco got a $250 credit for his next United Express flight after he complained about the two-hour gab fest between two United stewards he endured on a recent trip from SLC to ORD. In that time he learned from the two women such factoids as: Hispanics, Blacks and Asians shouldn&#8217;t go blonde, a type [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":288,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2J6E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/288"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=650048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=650048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=650048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=650048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}