{"id":647823,"date":"2010-01-29T13:00:28","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T18:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/collegecandy.com\/?p=52523"},"modified":"2010-01-29T13:00:28","modified_gmt":"2010-01-29T18:00:28","slug":"wtf-friday-the-perfect-fit-button","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/647823","title":{"rendered":"WTF Friday: The Perfect Fit Button"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='snap_preview'><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_52524\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 510px\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-52524   \" title=\"Perfect_Fit-before-after\" src=\"http:\/\/collegecandy.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/01\/perfect_fit-before-after.jpg?w=500&#038;h=253&#038;fit=500%2C253&#038;resize=500%2C253\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"253\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Genius!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>When I first saw <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buyperfectfitbutton.com\/?refcode=PFB1&amp;gclid=COTI5a6Gyp8CFQUMDQod3Skt3Q\">this commercial<\/a> (while drunk eating last Saturday at 4am) I was appalled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;WTF?&#8221; I screamed, spitting a chunk of cheese onto my rug. &#8220;What kind of country do we live in where we need an invention to make our pants bigger to fit our fat asses?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then I realized I was talking to myself and, as I looked down at my own pants (that had left a deep red mark around my entire waist and were now unbuttoned as I sat on the floor housing a pizza), realized that maybe this isn&#8217;t so WTF after all. In fact, it might be the best invention for drunk-eating college kids since Facebook and Easy Mac!<\/p>\n<p>I guess the only WTF thing about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buyperfectfitbutton.com\/?refcode=PFB1&amp;gclid=COTI5a6Gyp8CFQUMDQod3Skt3Q\">The Perfect Fit Button<\/a> is that, WTF, why didn&#8217;t I think of this myself?<\/p>\n<p>  <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gocomments\/collegecandy.wordpress.com\/52523\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/comments\/collegecandy.wordpress.com\/52523\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godelicious\/collegecandy.wordpress.com\/52523\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/delicious\/collegecandy.wordpress.com\/52523\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gostumble\/collegecandy.wordpress.com\/52523\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/stumble\/collegecandy.wordpress.com\/52523\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godigg\/collegecandy.wordpress.com\/52523\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/digg\/collegecandy.wordpress.com\/52523\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/goreddit\/collegecandy.wordpress.com\/52523\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/reddit\/collegecandy.wordpress.com\/52523\/\" \/><\/a> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stats.wordpress.com\/b.gif?w=780\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Genius! When I first saw this commercial (while drunk eating last Saturday at 4am) I was appalled. &#8220;WTF?&#8221; I screamed, spitting a chunk of cheese onto my rug. &#8220;What kind of country do we live in where we need an invention to make our pants bigger to fit our fat asses?&#8221; Then I realized I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":288,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2IwL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/288"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=647823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647823\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=647823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=647823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=647823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}