{"id":645812,"date":"2010-01-27T20:08:56","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T01:08:56","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5458497"},"modified":"2010-01-27T20:08:56","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T01:08:56","slug":"lets-get-the-ipad-jokes-out-of-our-systems-cause-steve-doesnt-care-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/645812","title":{"rendered":"Let’s Get the iPad Jokes Out of Our Systems ‘Cause Steve Doesn’t Care [Apple]"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/object>I don’t know whether to go to an Apple store or the feminine care aisle to purchase an iPad. Oh, don’t groan! You cracked similar jokes<\/a>. And let’s face it: They’re all kinda lame and won’t bother Steve whatsoever.<\/p>\n

There’s no escaping the iTampon, iMaxiPad, iMenstruate quips. Hell, they’re a trending topic on Twitter at this point<\/a> and the gals at Jezebel are having a blast with them<\/a>. But despite adding to the sad mess of pseudo-comedy, I agree with Kara Swisher when she quotes good ol’ Walt Mossberg:<\/p>\n

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You forget, but they made fun of iPod name when it came out. What matters is the product and what it means to consumers.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

So yes, Steve Jobs won’t care about our jokes, nor will they affect the iPad’s chance of being a success. Might as well get them out of our systems now.<\/p>\n

Bonus points for the first knock-knock iPad joke. [All Things D<\/a> via John Paczkowski<\/a>]<\/p>\n



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I don’t know whether to go to an Apple store or the feminine care aisle to purchase an iPad. Oh, don’t groan! You cracked similar jokes. And let’s face it: They’re all kinda lame and won’t bother Steve whatsoever. There’s no escaping the iTampon, iMaxiPad, iMenstruate quips. Hell, they’re a trending topic on Twitter at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":953,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-645812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2I0k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/953"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=645812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=645812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=645812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=645812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}