{"id":639891,"date":"2009-12-25T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.usa.gov\/roller\/govgab\/entry\/holiday_greetings_from_govgab"},"modified":"2009-12-24T08:44:02","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T13:44:02","slug":"holiday-greetings-from-govgab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/639891","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Greetings from GovGab"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Around this time every year, synapses begin firing in brains telling people to send out holiday greeting cards.  The synapse in my brain that controls card sending behavior doesn&#8217;t work properly.   It rarely fires at all, but when it does, it doesn&#8217;t tell me to send holiday greeting cards.  My synapse<br \/>\nfires and tells me to send&#8230; shoelaces.  If you ever get a pair of shoelaces in the mail from me, that is my way of saying \u201cHappy Holidays.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.usa.gov\/roller\/govgab\/resource\/images\/mg_sprouts.jpg?w=780\" alt=\"A bowl of brussel sprouts with a red holiday bow\" style=\"margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px;\" \/>I spent a lot of time searching for the perfect photo for my blog to wish everyone a beautiful, joyous, holiday season.  I kept finding gorgeous photos of Christmas trees. There were lots of photos with Santa, ornaments, candles, and poinsettias.  I wanted my photo to be perfect for everyone, no matter what holiday traditions they celebrated.<\/p>\n<p>I found so many photos, but not the perfect one.  The more I looked for the perfect photo, the more confused I became.   Finally, the \u201cperfect blog photo\u201d synapse fired in my brain and selected a photo.  As usual, my synapses fired in a faulty manner.  My brain selected this photo of brussel sprouts as the perfect blog photo to wish everyone \u201cHappy Holidays.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Forgive me.  Most of you probably don&#8217;t even like brussel sprouts.  Actually, I am not that fond of them myself, but for whatever reason my brain decided the lowly, and mostly disliked, brussel sprout is my symbol of holiday joy this season!<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.usa.gov\/roller\/govgab\/page\/bios\" title=\"GovGab bloggers\">GovGab bloggers<\/a> and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pueblo.gsa.gov\/\" title=\"Federal Citizen Information Center\">Federal Citizen Information Center<\/a> staff wish all of you the best this holiday season.  May the joy of the season fill your heart&#8230; and may my blog photo inspire you to try brussel sprouts at your holiday dinner!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Around this time every year, synapses begin firing in brains telling people to send out holiday greeting cards. The synapse in my brain that controls card sending behavior doesn&#8217;t work properly. It rarely fires at all, but when it does, it doesn&#8217;t tell me to send holiday greeting cards. My synapse fires and tells me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2635,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-639891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2GsP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2635"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=639891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=639891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=639891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=639891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}