{"id":632416,"date":"2010-01-15T23:20:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-16T04:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5449454"},"modified":"2010-01-15T23:20:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-16T04:20:00","slug":"nipple-lasers-nple-lazrz-image-cache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/632416","title":{"rendered":"Nipple Lasers? NPLE LAZRZ!!! [Image Cache]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/01\/500x_nipple-lasers.jpg?w=500\" class=\"left image500\"  \/>Shark with lasers are so <i>aughts<\/i>. Nipple lasers? So old they are the newest new. If anyone can please explain me what&#8217;s going on here, feel free to talk in the comments or shut up forever.<\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> gawkerGallery(5449451,1,'NSFW'); <\/script><\/p>\n<p>Was this a promotional shot for an olympic aerodynamic bike? Why did the boobs fire lasers? Why was Geordi La Forge&#8217;s sister doing neekeed pictures? Why I&#8217;m strangely aroused at the idea of nipples firing lasers? These are all questions that need urgent answers. 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Nipple lasers? So old they are the newest new. If anyone can please explain me what&#8217;s going on here, feel free to talk in the comments or shut up forever. Was this a promotional shot for an olympic aerodynamic bike? Why did the boobs fire lasers? 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