{"id":629878,"date":"2010-01-13T18:27:56","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T23:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skyscrapercity.com\/showthread.php?t=1044829"},"modified":"2010-01-13T18:27:56","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T23:27:56","slug":"if-you-were-into-bestiality-what-would-be-your-animal-of-choice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/629878","title":{"rendered":"If you were into bestiality, what would be your animal of choice?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>The flamboyant flamingo would be my choice, obviously. That or a shaved monkey (closest to human experience, probably) &#8211; although if you are going for a monkey, you would probably want the whole monkey experience. Discuss!<\/p>\n<p>Thread idea royalties go to Octoman, by the way.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The flamboyant flamingo would be my choice, obviously. That or a shaved monkey (closest to human experience, probably) &#8211; although if you are going for a monkey, you would probably want the whole monkey experience. Discuss! Thread idea royalties go to Octoman, by the way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":288,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-629878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2DRk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/288"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=629878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629878\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=629878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=629878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=629878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}