{"id":623357,"date":"2010-01-06T23:44:06","date_gmt":"2010-01-07T04:44:06","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5442227"},"modified":"2010-01-06T23:44:06","modified_gmt":"2010-01-07T04:44:06","slug":"ballmers-ces-keynote-jokes-and-antics-microsoft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/623357","title":{"rendered":"Ballmer&#8217;s CES Keynote Jokes and Antics [Microsoft]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/01\/img_5566.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/01\/500x_img_5566.jpg?w=500\" class=\"left image500\"  \/><\/a>At tonight&#8217;s <a class=\"autolink\" title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #microsoftkeynote\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/microsoftkeynote\/\">Microsoft Keynote<\/a>, dear ol&#8217; Steve Ballmer made it a point to include plenty of lame jokes, gimmicks, and antics. 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