{"id":621539,"date":"2009-12-04T01:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T06:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28943539.post-6371421741331102062"},"modified":"2009-12-04T01:44:37","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T06:44:37","slug":"i-cannot-be-responsible-for-typos-in-this-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/621539","title":{"rendered":"i cannot be responsible for typos in this post."},"content":{"rendered":"

In attempt to prepare for my first night shift, I have taken the liberty of trying to stay up as long as possible tonight, so I can sleep into the day tomorrow. So far? not working. I’ve been tired since 10pm and it now 1:30am.
\nSo far, I have been smart enough to leave some chores for after THE AWESOME BILL MAHER, such as:
\n-doing the dishes
\n-ironing my uniforms
\n-cleaning the kitty litter box
\n-taking out the garbage<\/p>\n

\nAll that held me over until about, oooh, 11:15? yeah. I have also gorged on some Lindt Dark chocolate orange…oops? So much for eating healthy.<\/p>\n

\nIn my attempt to stay awake, I purchased some new teas to try out on the night shift. I don’t do coffee.
\nBlack tea it is…<\/p>\n

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Organic Chai–spiced black tea.<\/p>\n

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\nVanilla Bean–Madagascar vanilla bean with premium black tea.<\/p>\n

I’ve tried exhibit A so far and it was pretty good. I’m still undecided how much I like black tea, but I’m learning to like\/love it.
\nSipped it in this cute cup I bought at the grocery store:<\/p>\n

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\nI then proceeded to munch on popcorn and order “The Ugly Truth.” Ugh, I knew it would suck, but it kept me awake.<\/p>\n

Here’s some random photos for your viewing pleasure:<\/p>\n

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My favorite part of this photo is the lady yawning:\n<\/div>\n

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That actually was Bill Maher, I promise.\n<\/div>\n
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And yes, he rocked.\n<\/div>\n
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\nDamn, it is only 1:45. My goal was 3am, but I don’t see it happening? I love going to bed…It is like torture staying up:( I really just want to cry right now. I was not meant for the night shift. I like to sleep at 10pm and wake up with the sun!! <\/p>\n

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I just need to focus on the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
\nwish me luck<\/p>\n

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In attempt to prepare for my first night shift, I have taken the liberty of trying to stay up as long as possible tonight, so I can sleep into the day tomorrow. So far? not working. I’ve been tired since 10pm and it now 1:30am. So far, I have been smart enough to leave some […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":704,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4821],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-621539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9NivD-2BGP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/704"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=621539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=621539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=621539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=621539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}