A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women\u2019s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.<\/p>\n
The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym.<\/p>\n
Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.<\/p>\n
\u201cThere is no question that gazing at breast makes men healthier,\u201d Weatherby said.<\/p>\n
She added:<\/p>\n
\u201cOur study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.\u201d<\/p>\n
The catch: The oglee had to be well-endowed. What the article didn\u2019t say was if the breasts had to be bared, or how many men got a good face-slapping.<\/p>\n