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[Dejach Aklilu]

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Since my prophecies have repeatedly cut the mustard, I'm now prophesying, dictator for life and the afterlife Issu will do a Kim Jong un and annoint his son Ayte Abraham to continue his legacy of wholesale decimation of our former colony Eritrea as his successor.

Future president Abraham will immediately be faced with challenges. The first being, since nearly all of eritrea's population has fled the country during his father's tenure, he will struggle to fill his cabinet. Its my firm belief that there are more Eritreans on this forum than in the whole of eritrea. Hence it makes sense to nominate them for certain cabinet posts according to their unique attributes and life experiences.

President for life and wholesale decimator in chief: Abraham Isayas Afeworki, reserved for Issu and his descendants

Minster for foreign affairs: Kerenite - diplomatic dude, also speaks amharic so should improve relations with us. I suggest he learn at least a few oromo words to ingratiate himself with our current ruling class... akaam bultani will suffice.

Minster for home affairs: vacant - not much home affairs as population has fled.

Minister for asylum, special needs folks: Cigar - Nuff said

Minister for senior citizens: deqi_arawit -  first task will be to convert the vacant home affairs office into a nursing home.

Minister for propaganda: fiyameta - this photoshop General is a 20 year vet, singlehandedly fighting against the tide in cyber space to improve his country's  image by utlizing the trumpian concept of alternative facts. Future prez Abraham should reward him with his own ministry.

Minster for LGBTQ+ - fed_up - this is perfect fit ... i can already picture amichew leading a pride march in Asmara wearing an eritrean flag and a borat mankini glossed with a rainbow ...

[Fiyameta]

He was the cream of the crop. A representative of the educated class of Ethiopians. He went on to become Ethiopia's ambassador to the United Nations. Wow! Just Wow!

[Dejach Aklilu]

Brother Fiyameta

Your audition so far for ministry of propaganda is admirable. You have been on this forum for nearly 20 years under the nick revolutions, abdisa and many others but future president for life Abraham Afeworki will need you to kick up your skills a gear. Instead of responding to yourself with your gazillion accounts, you need to just use one to create more content that is independently sourced, utlize memes, the more humorous the better, instead of just being a one trick pony photoshop General, for example look at the way the ethiopian man below is trashing your country by utilizing independent sources, he doesnt use low iq methods like the crayon photoshop you use, so his propaganda has more weight and has resulted in eritrea being known as Singapoore, africa's north korea !! This does untold damage to future president Abrahams ego and is frankly an embarrassment for the world to know 2/3 of eritreans still open their bowels in public.. you should probably respond by posting a video of your indoor toilet in Asmara and ensure it goes viral.. I will monitor the engagemnt and may even remove your nomination for the coveted post of propaganda minster if not satisfied with your performance.

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[almaze]

Reports emerging from Eritrea indicate that Crown Prince Abraham Isaias is expected to appoint Zemso as either foreign minister or political advisor. Zemso is presently in Eritrea, preparing the crown prince and facilitating a seamless transition of the monarchy.

[Dejach Aklilu]

Reports emerging from Eritrea indicate that Crown Prince Abraham Isaias is expected to appoint Zemso as either foreign minister or political advisor. Zemso is presently in Eritrea, preparing the crown prince and facilitating a seamless transition of the monarchy.

That brother was the most domesticated of all the shabo loyalists but he is no longer on this forum displaying his loyality to the prez for life and the afterlife no more.. his loyality is therefore in question, which disqualifies him for a post of foreign minister. He might defect on his first foreign trip.. future prez for life Abraham will not tolerate defections like his father.

[Dejach Aklilu]

Reports emerging from Eritrea indicate that Crown Prince Abraham Isaias is expected to appoint Zemso as either foreign minister or political advisor. Zemso is presently in Eritrea, preparing the crown prince and facilitating a seamless transition of the monarchy.

That brother was the most domesticated of all the shabo loyalists but he is no longer on this forum displaying his loyality to the prez for life and the afterlife no more.. his loyality is therefore in question, which disqualifies him for a post of foreign minister. He might defect on his first foreign trip.. future prez for life Abraham will not tolerate defections like his father.

[Fed_Up]

My endless blah…blah..blah goes here… ቅብጥርጥርሬን አንብቡልኝ በማሪያም

Who gonna read all the Blah… blah… blah… from the sleepless Starvin Marvin? Instead blabbering all ^^^ what if you do something tangible things to the people of Starvin Marvins and the failed nation of the beggars aka Ethiopia?
Fúckin low IQ and incapable trash

[kerenite]

Reports emerging from Eritrea indicate that Crown Prince Abraham Isaias is expected to appoint Zemso as either foreign minister or political advisor. Zemso is presently in Eritrea, preparing the crown prince and facilitating a seamless transition of the monarchy.

Shame on you Almaz,

I was nominated by Dejach Aklilu to be the foreign minister of Eritrea and you are taking away that from me and giving it to Zemeslo. Why? I am disappointed

The ministerial position was awarded to me by a DEJACH. I am grateful for that and I thank him for the trust he has put on me.

Do you know what the title Dejach means? Well! The next position for a Dejach to elevate is RAS.

Please adhere to the rule of the Dejach and let me join the cabinet of Abraham as foreign minister.

But... But..

I won't join if the following are not included in our cabinet:

1. Cigar to be nominated as minister of war and hate.

2. Professor tog wejalle to be the minister of technology and enlightenment

See you tomorrow.

[Dejach Aklilu]

My endless blah…blah..blah goes here… ቅብጥርጥርሬን አንብቡልኝ በማሪያም

Who gonna read all the Blah… blah… blah… from the sleepless Starvin Marvin? Instead blabbering all ^^^ what if you do something tangible things to the people of Starvin Marvins and the failed nation of the beggars aka Ethiopia?
Fúckin low IQ and incapable trash

Get that rainbow mankini ready amichew .. you will be on the cover vogue ..