Kerenite, aka, Kezabite, according to his Arab masters, is very happy these days. His son-in-law was found in Moscow alive and kicking. It was the son-in-law, he gave his daughter to, for two healthy camels and twenty goats.
In a press conference, the son-in-law said, I did my Jihad in Moscow because my father-in-law kept calling me, not-brave-enough like him.
My father-in-law was a shifta in Eritrea for the Arabist Jebhat al tahrir al Eritreen, who run away to Sudan, after Allah told him to save his life from the Tigraian Weyane and the EPLF Shabbia, with his boyfriend Salah Abubaker Ghadi.
He added, I did this to prove my bravery to my father in law and Allah to reward him with 72 virgins.