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BREAKING! President Dead: Joe Biden Drowned in the Great Regret Pool, Unleashing a Tsunami of Regret in DC

Post by teodroseIII » 26 Oct 2021, 03:25

In a day that shall forever live in infamy, President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr passed away politically in our nation’s capital after drowning in the Great Regret Pool. This shocking development loosened a tsunami of handwringing in Washington DC and beyond as a nation grieves the passing of a president who made America grate each time he spoke. Biden will be remembered most for the way he fondled spoke of children and touched every woman he encountered.

No doubt history will honor the way the plucky septuagenarian embarrassed Barack Obama when America’s First Bank President needed him the most. We reached out to Barack for comment but he was too busy being consoled by his personal assistant Harry Dickson to provide feedback. The former first lady Michelle Obama was likewise unavailable because he was out of the country tending to his personal matters. Though few politicians would talk to us on the record, the prevailing thought in DC is that Biden’s leadership and sharp mind were always sorely missing....continued...

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