Mereja Forum

[Cigar]

Ethiopia was represented by Ethiopian and Eritrean diaspora while tigray was represented by its diaspora pathalogical liars.

This is how it went.

UN official:
"Let's hear the claim from the tegarus "

Tegarus responses:
"Your honor the Aby Govt preemptively invaded tigray in a pretence to destroy the tplf"

Ethio responses:
"Your honor please ask him if Ethiopian troops start attacking tplf before its militia committed genocide on sleeping Ethio troops and stole their armaments including tanks, who we stationed in tigray"

Ok tigray, what do you say about it:

Tigray:
"Yes your honor we did it, not because we were trying to overthrow the ethio govt but because Wedi Afom been visiting Ethiopia bypassing tigray and it was obvious that he was convincing Aby to destroy tplf and we had no chance but to preemptively commit the crimes"

UN:
"Tigray you know that slapping someone thinking he might slap you is not a thing which can hold water, right"

Tigray:
"Yes we know that, but we really were convinced by our woyane officials that tigray was invincible and is a force to reckon with and once we succeed, the worst ethio would do is expell us from the union"

UN:
"Ok Eritrea come forward and tell us why are you being accused"

ERITREA:"
"Your honor, like the tegarus said our crimes is only because we refused to fly to tigray like we did to the rest of the ethio cities, other than that we were minding our business when thousands of bu*tt nake ethiopian troops crossed our border with no arms in their possession, hungry and thirsty, and we put cloths on them and fed them and gave the water and kept them comfortable untill the ethiopia govt takes them back to Ethiopia "

Un:
"Wow that is real humanitarian in you Eritreans and did ethio govt thank you for that?"

Eritrea:
"Yes sir, they appreciated our deeds. It is our culture to treat not only innocent soldiers or people, but we are know to forgive our previous prisoners of war. But from no where, unsuspected the tplf start shooting 15 missiles in our territories which could have killed and we knew tplf was trying to internationalize the conflict and we didn't even take action, except to go to our own legal territory Badime which you perfectly know tplf against the international ruling been squatinng for over 2 decades and are being accused by tplf and the tegarus as if we are inside Ethiopia:

UN:
"Eritrea has a point here, but let me ask Ethiopia, what is the rape all about"

Ethiopia:
"Your honor rape is the tegarus culture, we can provide you with too many testimonies from their own females that they were raped numerous times even by their own dads and brothers and hence the tegarus are accusing us to get off that stigma they carry on their back. Besides no sane human being will dare to rape or make love to their women even with 100 yard pole".

UN:
"Tigray do you deny that you destroyed the Axum airport, bridges, streets, electric grids etc"

Tigray:
" sure we did. But first it is tigray's property and secondly we were overwhelmed when the ethio troops assisted by the ugly Amhara overrun us and we did so to escape "

UN:
" isn't tigray a part of Ethiopia? Technically you admitted to destroy Ethio's property right?

Tigray:
" your honor to be honest we don't even know why we are fighting, we are falsely indoctrinated by woyane officials in our dedebit ignorance institute. One thing we know is that the Eritreans look down on us and we are jealous of what they could be in the future"

UN:
"Tigray, you admitted that you started the first genocide in the ethio troops and May Kadra residents, admitted that you destroyed Ethio's infrastructure and war is disastrous and it affects other issues. So had you not started the first genocide, all these problem you are facing now wouldn't have happened, and therefore we found no legal measure to hold Ethiopia or Eritrea responsible for the holes you yourself dug.
You have no case at all and stop annoying the good name and work of the UN and other entities by lying and wallowing in our streets like donkeys"