Mereja Forum

[Fiyameta]

THE PHONE CALL



DebreX -- Hello, Hello, Hello.... can you hear me?

Yes, who is this?

Debretsion.

Who?

DebreX -- The president of the Republic of Greater Tigray.

Oh yeah, you're the guy who's beheading his comrades, right?

DebreX -- Well, we have been hiding in the bushes for the last 5 months and we haven't brushed our teeth. Some of my comrades developed gingivitis and we don't have dentists here in the bushes to care for them.

So you think cutting off their heads was the solution to their dental problems?

DebreX -- I just didn't want to see them suffer. It was a humanitarian beheading.

How many of your comrades have you beheaded so far?

DebreX -- Only 16, but who's counting!

You're worse than ISIS and Al-Qaida

DebreX -- Thanks for the compliment.

So, what can I do for you?

DebreX -- I was wondering if I can purchase an electric sow from you?

To do what with it?

DebreX -- I have some comrades with bad toothaches.

Are you serious?

DebreX -- I wish you have battery-operated sows, since we don't have access to electricity.

Why don't I just sell you toothbrushes and toothpaste instead?

DebreX -- Fuk you!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[sebdoyeley]

here, here, toothbrush or saw.

THE PHONE CALL



DebreX -- Hello, Hello, Hello.... can you hear me?

Yes, who is this?

Debretsion.

Who?

DebreX -- The president of the Republic of Greater Tigray.

Oh yeah, you're the guy who's beheading his comrades, right?

DebreX -- Well, we have been hiding in the bushes for the last 5 months and we haven't brushed our teeth. Some of my comrades developed gingivitis and we don't have dentists here in the bushes to care for them.

So you think cutting off their heads was the solution to their dental problems?

DebreX -- I just didn't want to see them suffer. It was a humanitarian beheading.

How many of your comrades have you beheaded so far?

DebreX -- Only 16, but who's counting!

You're worse than ISIS and Al-Qaida

DebreX -- Thanks for the compliment.

So, what can I do for you?

DebreX -- I was wondering if I can purchase an electric sow from you?

To do what with it?

DebreX -- I have some comrades with bad toothaches.

Are you serious?

DebreX -- I wish you have battery-operated sows, since we don't have access to electricity.

Why don't I just sell you toothbrushes and toothpaste instead?

DebreX -- Fuk you!

HAHAHAHAHAHA