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BREAKING! Double Mutant Ninja Coronavirus Detected in Toledo

Post by teodroseIII » 06 Apr 2021, 17:27

In an alarming development that was just announced by the Centers of Disease Control, a deadly new “double mutant ninja” strain of coronavirus has been discovered in Toledo, Ohio marking the first time the variant—first detected in Woohaa, China—has been identified in the United States. This latest development is one that has caught Anthony Fraudi and his cohorts flatfooted and sent shockwaves throughout our nation’s capital.

The mutation is referred to as a “double mutant ninja” because it carries two mutations of the Donatello and Michelangelo variants that help the virus attach to the cells, the San Francisco Chronicliars reported a few hours ago. Dear Leader Biden has already convened a blue ribbon corruption to address this latest public health crisis and promises to speed up forced injections throughout the United States.

“My fellow Americans, there is everything to fear and fear itself”, noted Biden. “We are facing an unprecedented event that will test the fabric of our nation and make it that much more important to jab every man, woman and child with mRNA vaccines in order to ward off these predator ninjas and get them off our streets”...continued...

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Re: BREAKING! Double Mutant Ninja Coronavirus Detected in Toledo

Post by tolcha » 06 Apr 2021, 18:19

Let us wait and see the 3rd mutant if it corrects back to its normal gene! Lol!

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