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[ittuabafarda]

Chairman Mao, sorry Chairman Debre is waving the white flag all the way to the office of the current chairman of the AU. It seems that firebrand Adam Farah is saying no dice! The Dinagde incarnate is saying no dice!! The Tekle incarnate from Gojjam is telling him no dice!!! That Barentu Taytu incarnate is telling him no dice! That King Mikaeel/Al-Ras Mohammed Ali incarnate is yelling at him no dice! Those fire spitting patriots from Ogaden are telling him like 'you know what you had done to my sisters, brothers, kin and kit!!! Those mad as hell Afar patriots are telling him too late!! Those Sidamas, Gambelas, Oromos and Amharas are telling him like 'What? What did you say? We can't hear you!’ Folks, there is a cardinal reality that our fathers teach us at an early age. You don't pick a senseless fight you know very well that you will lose and lose miserably!!!! Too late buddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ittuabafarda]

Hey Chairman Debre!!!

Where is my white flag? I want to help in your effort waving it all the way to the AU headquarters!!! You know you can't come to Addis/Finfine because if you do your $$$ will be grass. And Chairman Cyril Ramaphosa said he is busy and does not have the time for miscreants like you, Abay, Mesfin, Sebhat and Woldu. Tell Seye I said hello and ask him why he is hiding. I thought he was not that coward. Some of your running dogs sniffing around here told us that one particular prose Sir Walter Scott wrote was about him that goes:

So faithful in love, and so dauntless in war,
There never was knight like the young Lochinvar(Seye Lochinvar)
Again,
So daring in love, and so dauntless in war,
Have ye e’er heard of gallant like young Lochinvar? (Lord Seye Lochinvar?)
Chicken!!!!!

Hey, you have a Baghdad Ali reincarnate here now!!! We are told that you have the Exocets, ASMPs, Hellfire’s, 3M22 Zircons and latest SAMs. I heard you are saving those for the rainy day. It is already raining on top of you, dumb $$$!!! What? You don't know what they are? They are super and hyper-sonic missiles numb brain!!!!

Well the prose about Seye has changed to this now:

For a laggard in love, and a dastard in war,
Was to wed the glorious Tigray Warlord Seye-nvar.

Bye, bye!!!!

[sun]

Chairman Mao, sorry Chairman Debre is waving the white flag all the way to the office of the current chairman of the AU. It seems that firebrand Adam Farah is saying no dice! The Dinagde incarnate is saying no dice!! The Tekle incarnate from Gojjam is telling him no dice!!! That Barentu Taytu incarnate is telling him no dice! That King Mikaeel/Al-Ras Mohammed Ali incarnate is yelling at him no dice! Those fire spitting patriots from Ogaden are telling him like 'you know what you had done to my sisters, brothers, kin and kit!!! Those mad as hell Afar patriots are telling him too late!! Those Sidamas, Gambelas, Oromos and Amharas are telling him like 'What? What did you say? We can't hear you!’ Folks, there is a cardinal reality that our fathers teach us at an early age. You don't pick a senseless fight you know very well that you will lose and lose miserably!!!! Too late buddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

White flag? Now days white flags may be expensive. It is better if they hold white feathers high up in the sky. Feathers can be from any kind of domestic and or wild feathered birds, depending where the tplf members are stationed or on the move. The only feathers that are not allowed are the Peacock feathers because they are not white.

[abel qael]

Chairman Mao, sorry Chairman Debre is waving the white flag all the way to the office of the current chairman of the AU. It seems that firebrand Adam Farah is saying no dice! The Dinagde incarnate is saying no dice!! The Tekle incarnate from Gojjam is telling him no dice!!! That Barentu Taytu incarnate is telling him no dice! That King Mikaeel/Al-Ras Mohammed Ali incarnate is yelling at him no dice! Those fire spitting patriots from Ogaden are telling him like 'you know what you had done to my sisters, brothers, kin and kit!!! Those mad as hell Afar patriots are telling him too late!! Those Sidamas, Gambelas, Oromos and Amharas are telling him like 'What? What did you say? We can't hear you!’ Folks, there is a cardinal reality that our fathers teach us at an early age. You don't pick a senseless fight you know very well that you will lose and lose miserably!!!! Too late buddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never thought you were such snake in the grass. All along you acted like "miskin/moderate/neutral/ pro-peace" but now you are showing us your true colors of being a coward fascist like Meshrefet. It is amazing to see how some Oromos like you have changed from opponents to supporters and admirers of meshrefet, almost overnight, after he declared genocide and war on Tigray. You may think Meshrfet has won , or will win, but sooner or later you will be proven wrong. Tigray always gives peace a chance.... like meshrefet, Tigray even gave Mengistu many chances to negotiate peacefully., but that does not mean surrendering.... actually Tigray knows it has no other chance than getting its victory though fight. And it will do it, just buckle up and get ready for the arduous and very painful journey.
Note: I did not care about the partial Tigray election but I also do not see any reason why Meshrefet declares war over Tigray because of it.

[ittuabafarda]

Don't blame me. Talk to yourself first; look in the mirror and hurry to join Chairman Debre. I did not tell him to start the war. You might have been the one you told him to do that. There is one thing I want to know how I feel about this nonsense started by those who wrestled away an organization away from the upright people of Tigray. I call the upright and noble people just like my Oromos, Amharas and many other groups of people. I have a dear friend from that country with whom I have the privilege of knowing him since the early 1970's. We had navigated the factory jungle of America together as brothers and we have raised our children together. My two children call him and his angelic wife uncle and auntie and his children call us the same. He has been under the weather for more than two years now and we are still friends. So I know firsthand how noble the people of Tigray are. But these goons who used to raise the name of The Almighty Our Creator in vain the whole time as demonic commies have been riding on the backs of those peace mongering people for more than 40 years now. Those thugs think and believe that they are the only ones entitled to govern by hook or crook. There is such thing as peaceful transfer of power but that is a foreign to these despots because to them political power only comes and maintained by the barrel of the gun. Well, here they are. They started it and bon voyage!!!!

[abel qael]

Did not the TPLF goons peacefully transfer power and were working with Meshrefet until he suddenly and illegally replaced EPRDF with his Bilgina party? And still weyane told him keep your bilgina, we will keep out TPLF becoz our people want us to keep it, but still they promised him they will work with Bilgina side by side provided it does not interfere in Tigrai. Then came the election disputes... on which I think both are making mistakes. Too much ado about nothin! But then suddenly came this war, triggered by Meshrefet's own night time mission to take some military equipment from Mekele on two Antonov planes that he sent with two generals and some forces on board. Then argument arose because of that, but worst yet, he sent two plane loads of Republican Guards to do what he wanted by shirr force. Tigray was forced, it had to fight for its pride and sovereignty, thus it paid huge sacrifices itself and finally annihilated the invaders (no one returned Addis do far; many are dead, plenty are wounded, and s of some of them are taken POW. Meshrefet used this incident to declare war on Tigray. It is the trigger! Tigray never had any dispute with the existing Northern command ( there was no attack on it, it is a deception/big lie,which he is using as a cover to attack Tigray and Tigreans anywhere in Ethiopia with full force and unprecedented cruelty. He is yebelabet wechet sebari, Tigray does not deserve that kind of treatment by anyone let alone him.
If you think Meshrefet is Oromo, or he is good for Oromo, then you will be disappointed like Jawar. Oromia is better off being sterile than having Meshrefet as her offspring.

[ittuabafarda]

There is one extremely sacred task the followers of both major religions require their followers to do during and after a deadly battle. They take the time to give dignified burials to those who lost their lives during the exchange of gun fire. Desecrating human corpse is one of the worst sin either a Christian or a Muslim should never commit. Such despicable act is what terrorists do to strike fears on innocent citizens. I have read in more than one history books where it was told that how the victories commanders of our grandfathers orders dignified burials of all those who lost their lives at the Battle Adwa and they gave every corpse include those who fought them such respectful send-off. That is our upright and honorable people. Imagine that was a bloody battle where brothers, fathers, relatives and dear friends lost their lives. Imagine the rage and a sense of vengeance that created. But our patriots were able to harness their rage and gave their dead adversaries dignified burials. It is very saddening to hear such sacred value is lost on these bloodthirsty thugs now camping out in the speakeasies of Mekele. It is against the Geneva Convention. It is utter repugnant.

[ittuabafarda]

Proofed version!!

There is one extremely sacred task both major religions require their followers to do during and after a deadly battle. They take the time to give dignified burials to those who lost their lives during the exchange of gun fire. Desecrating human corpse is one of the worst sins either a Christian or a Muslim should never commit. Such despicable act is what terrorists do to strike fears on innocent citizens. I have read in more than one history books where it was told that how the victorious commanders of our grandfathers ordered dignified burials of all those who lost their lives at the Battle Adwa and they gave every corpse including those who fought them such respectful send-off. That is our upright and honorable people. Imagine that was a bloody battle where brothers, fathers, relatives and dear friends lost their lives. Imagine the rage and a sense of vengeance that created. But our patriots were able to harness their rage and gave their dead adversaries dignified burials. It is very saddening to hear such sacred value is lost on these bloodthirsty thugs now camping out in the speakeasies of Mekele. It is against the Geneva Convention. It is utter repugnant.

[ittuabafarda]

How about purple flag?

[Abe Abraham]

Prince - Purple Rain

[ittuabafarda]

This is the latest from the home front. I just got off the phone talking to the emancipator of all of us Chairman Debre. I am not sure if I told you this but Chairman Mao, am sorry, Chairman Debre go way back when we growed up together in the land of the 'golden' race. I was not born to the 'golden' race but the rusty ones. He was 5 yrs old when I was 12. I was looking for him for the last 7 days to hear from him about the latest. I rang him in Mekele, Adwa, Axum and many towns in the land of the 'golden' race but he was nowhere to be found. Finally when I got hold of him he was just a few miles from the center of Addis/Finfine. He told me that the entire armed forces of Abiy, 5 millions of them, have surrendered and laid down their arms. PM Abiy and his entire administration have conceded defeat. When I talked to him Chairman Debre is putting the final touches to the instrument of surrender for Abiy to sign. I asked him how he managed to shoot down every fighter jet of Abiy. He told me his secret weapon that he does not want me to tell anyone of you here. Laser gun! That is right, laser guns! His 'golden' race has developed a laser gun weapon that even USA has not developed yet with hyper-sonic speed and 1000% accuracy on targets. That is right! Not even 100% but 1,000% accurate. He personally shot down 100 SU-35's, 150 F16's and 250 Mirages of the PM Abiy's air force right from his living room in Mekele. So folks, the war is over and you will hear Chairman Debre making the following proclamation first thing this coming Monday November 16, 2020 from Addis/Finfine. You are ordered to stand up in attention when Chairman Debre makes the declaration. Me? I am gonna stay here in my crib just chillin’. He goes:

Dear comrades! Today November 16, 2020, I hereby declare the formal establishment of the People's Republic of Tigray and its Central People's Government! The following regions will be ruled as vassal states because their peoples are all disposable rust buckets. They are Amhara, Oromia, Afar, Somalia and the rest. When you all wake up tomorrow morning you will find a river of milk and honey flowing just outside your front doorstep. Beginning today Let Hundreds/Thousand Flowers Bloom!!! Let's Do The Great Leap Forward!!! Let The Workers of The World Unite!!! We Are Now a Well Developed and Socialist state 'which hears and listens to itself', Let the First Era of Communism Shine In the Motherland/Fatherland People's Republic of Tigray!!! Death to Imperialism!!! Yankees Go Home!!!

Laser guns? That's deep, bro!!!!

[ittuabafarda]

I still can't find my white flag. Who stole it?

[ittuabafarda]

Too late, bud!!!