Mereja Forum

[Dahgol]

Declare independence (Article 39)
Stay in the Federation
Ask for confederation
Leave Ethiopia and ask to join Eritrea
Nobody cares

[Dahgol]

Interesting
Nobody cares is on top with 20 votes in...

[Cigar]

Why would you even give an option to join Eritrea when Eritrea is waiting to join tigray and its filthy people with mother dirt?
Who gives a damn is the real answer.
They can't declare independence and live in peace surrounded by the enemies they made themselves.
Well it is back to square one if you think about it.
They hate the Amharas and the Amharas are sharpening their qulas to invade the tegarus chenawi kits.
Leflafi make sure you wipe your a*as with vaseline coated tissues or news papers, so you don't get excruciating pain.

[Digital Weyane]

Before we Weyane ask Eritreans if we can join them, we expect them to fulfill our 11 demands below.

• 1. The President and all top government officials must be from Adwa
  
  2. The highest military commanders must be from Adwa.
  
  3. Foreign aid and Food aid must be the bedrock of the country's economy.
  
  4. Lying must become an acceptable behavior to achieve greater opportunities.
  
  5. Ban the building of Mosques like we did in Axum, and demolish the existing ones
  
  6. Do not protest if we win every election cycle by a 100% margin.
  
  7. Having secret prisons in residential properties must be legal.
  
  8. Getting paid to invading neighboring countries must be allowed.
  
  9. Embrace the principle that says "It ain't stealing until you get caught."
  
  10. Allow us to sell fertile Eritrean lands to Indian and Arab investors
  
  11. Make our Weyane brother Awash the information minister.

Deal or no deal?

[Dahgol]

I see your point, but trust me as much as you hate them & they hate you, there are tigreans That think the best option for them is to leave Ethiopia and join Eritrea. Not that they love you, but they think it would be better for them.
It’s different story can that happen or not, but it’s getting votes here if that means anything...

Why would you even give an option to join Eritrea when Eritrea is waiting to join tigray and its filthy people with mother dirt?
Who gives a damn is the real answer.
They can't declare independence and live in peace surrounded by the enemies they made themselves.
Well it is back to square one if you think about it.
They hate the Amharas and the Amharas are sharpening their qulas to invade the tegarus chenawi kits.
Leflafi make sure you wipe your a*as with vaseline coated tissues or news papers, so you don't get excruciating pain.

[Dahgol]

Long list DW, your bunch are needy

Before we Weyane ask Eritreans if we can join them, we expect them to fulfill our 11 demands below.

• 1. The President and all top government officials must be from Adwa
  
  2. The highest military commanders must be from Adwa.
  
  3. Foreign aid and Food aid must be the bedrock of the country's economy.
  
  4. Lying must become an acceptable behavior to achieve greater opportunities.
  
  5. Ban the building of Mosques like we did in Axum, and demolish the existing ones
  
  6. Do not protest if we win every election cycle by a 100% margin.
  
  7. Having secret prisons in residential properties must be legal.
  
  8. Getting paid to invading neighboring countries must be allowed.
  
  9. Embrace the principle that says "It ain't stealing until you get caught."
  
  10. Allow us to sell fertile Eritrean lands to Indian and Arab investors
  
  11. Make our Weyane brother Awash the information minister.

Deal or no deal?