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ወይ መኧልቲ ! የኤርትራውያን ወንዶች ብልት አስመላሽ ኮሚቴ በዋሺንግተን ተቋቋመ

Post by Thomas H » 13 Aug 2019, 22:30

ኤርትራ ውስጥ ወዲ አፈወርቂን ልክ የሚያስገባ ወንድ በመጥፋቱ ጉዳዩ ያሳሰባቸው ግለሰቦች ይሄን ኮሚቴ እንዲቋቋም አድርገዋል ::

ኤርትራ ውስጥ ወንድ ለምን ጠፋ እስኪ በጥሞና እንወያይ ?



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Post by pushkin » 13 Aug 2019, 22:42

BUSSHHTTIIW AGAME! EVERY Eritrean likes its country and will not entertain the Agame evil policy in Eritrea.I give you my word in that we Burry you and your masters 100 meters. If you step in the Eritrean soil the quencquence will be sever. Mind about your little and insignificant kilil. Eritrea and its people are beyond your dull knowledg.
Thomas H wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 22:30
ኤርትራ ውስጥ ወዲ አፈወርቂን ልክ የሚያስገባ ወንድ በመጥፋቱ ጉዳዩ ያሳሰባቸው ግለሰቦች ይሄን ኮሚቴ እንዲቋቋም አድርገዋል ::

ኤርትራ ውስጥ ወንድ ለምን ጠፋ እስኪ በጥሞና እንወያይ ?



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Post by Halafi Mengedi » 13 Aug 2019, 22:44

Thomas H wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 22:30
ኤርትራ ውስጥ ወዲ አፈወርቂን ልክ የሚያስገባ ወንድ በመጥፋቱ ጉዳዩ ያሳሰባቸው ግለሰቦች ይሄን ኮሚቴ እንዲቋቋም አድርገዋል ::

ኤርትራ ውስጥ ወንድ ለምን ጠፋ እስኪ በጥሞና እንወያይ ?


The answer to your proposed idea is :

When was the last time you saw oxen or male bull wants a female sex during May, the Eritrean life is like the may oxen or domestic animals all year???

Ab Gize Gunbet Bi'eray Nlahmi Ay'en'enan Eyu Sle Ztemeyo.

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Post by Thomas H » 13 Aug 2019, 22:55

Halafi I agree. In fact last time I wrote about Eritrean men in detail.Here is the copy:

This poll is not a scientific sampling, but offers a quick view of why Eri women are divorcing Eri men at an alarming rate. According to the information that I have from Eri women that I contacted for this survey, the reasons for divorce are the following:

1. Bad habit of Noisy Eating.
Eri men have this bad habit of slurping and open-mouthed chewing. When ever they eat their jaws click with each chew. This is really a turn off for many Eri women.

2. Eri men are like sperm. We all know that only 1 sperm out of millions fertilizes an egg. The same with Eri Men. Only 1 in a Million actually works and the vast majorities are welfare recipients. As a tax payer, this should be a concern for all of us. We don`t have to forget that USA is a land of opportunity.

3. Eritrean men are very very bad in bed. Their man hood is abnormally very small. Some of them either lie like a sack of potatoes during seexxx or think that waving their willy in any woman’s direction will induce an [ deleted ]. Some of the Eri women that I talked have also different experiences. For example Ms T(I don`t reveal her name to keep her anonymity) who was married for a short time to a sawa graduate told me that he was pumping her like he was in a horse race and scratching all over her body and at the end her back bone was hurt and her chiropractor bills was sky high. Eri women are sick and tired of coaching them about seexxx. In simple word, Eri men do not know how to turn on a woman.

4. Eri men don`t have seexxxy appeal. They have big belly and skinny legs and this is really disgusting for Eri women. In fact majority Eri women said that most of Eri men are so ugly they can make onion cry. Some Eri men even can turn milk in to yogurt by just looking at it. In fact I was recommended by Eri women to put Eritrean men picture in my car window as an anti-theft device and to my surprise it really worked well.I urge ER forumers to try it. Your car will never be stolen.

5. Finally,this is rumor or it is unconfirmed report. There is a proposal in Washington DC, where there is the largest Eritrean community to change the name Halloween to Eritraween. We all know that Halloween is a time to be very scared. The whole purpose of Halloween is to scare people. People wear masks to scare the hell out f people. Now thanks to Eri men ugliness, you don’t need any mask any more. Stay tuned I will update you once I confirm it.


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Post by Fed_Up » 13 Aug 2019, 23:15

I usually avoid the lowest IQ deki kilil Nushto Tigray but i will make exception to this one. I love beating the agame.



Neger enda agame :P agameWoch discussing Eritrea...
ሱሪሽን አሰወልቀን እየነጨንሽ ስለ ጀላ ታወሪያለሽ... ቅቅቅ ጀላችን ብታወሩበት አይደንቀንም-- ከናንተ በላይ ማ ያቀውና ቅቅ

እሚሉሽን በሰማሽ ገበያም ባልወጣሽ አለች ሽውራራዋ አጋሚት አልማዜዋ::

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Post by Ethoash » 13 Aug 2019, 23:34

this is the most comedy i think u should get paid for all entertainment u giving us over the year.. this Eritrea will claim Ethiopian review because they r majority in ER FORUM .. THEY r very comfortable posting their Bs post.. as if we care...

what u just said 100000% correct.. how in hell 29 years zero protest .. how on earth this is possible... even Dergu have EPRP..

what those balless Eritrean miss is this is not Dergu time the world watch them ISISIS AWARKI cant kill them like a dog world watching .. they would have fked good if he touched the protesters ..the Eritrean people will be free and enjoy their independent and democracy .. those who said Eritrea fail if ISISIS AWARKI REMOVED thanks for Golden army they will be the first responded to safe Eritrea for second time..



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Post by Thomas H » 21 Aug 2019, 21:36

I Sir Thomas H am honored and humbled to be named as a Chairman of the committee for turning coward Eritreans in to brave men. I am looking for volunteers from ER forum.Please let me know if you want to work with me.


With Love,
Sir Thomas H
የኤርትራውያን ወንዶች ብልት አስመላሽ ኮሚቴ ጊዜያዊ ሊቀመንበር


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Post by Thomas H » 28 Aug 2019, 00:05

From our archive: Why we should love Eritreans

An Eritrean goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viaggra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half.
The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?"
The Eritrean says, "Listen Sir, I'm impotent. I don't want them for $ex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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Post by fasil1235 » 28 Aug 2019, 03:33

you tegerus are hilarious with a sense of humour 😂 Next should be your sharmute women debre porno and semhal meles

is somebody paying you guys

This is high level comedy :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is enjoyable keep it up!

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Post by Thomas H » 30 Aug 2019, 15:05

Types of salaries

* The onion salary - the moment you touch it, you start crying

* The damned salary - it doesn't help you at all, it makes you suffer, but you can't live without it

* The agnostic salary - you doubt its existence

* The magic salary - now you see it, now you don't

* The period salary - comes once a month and lasts for 4 days

* The Eritrean (impotent) salary - when you need it the most, it lets you down

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Post by Thomas H » 01 Sep 2019, 12:23

Tigray has temporarily stopped accepting new Eritrean refugees

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Post by Thomas H » 04 Sep 2019, 23:57

My Eritrean neighbor will turn 30 tomorrow and I am going to give him this T-shirt as a gift.I hope he will like it.The picture on the T shirt is random.It has nothing to do with the size of peni$.It is just a coincidence that the recipient of the gift happen to be an Eritrean



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Post by Thomas H » 08 Sep 2019, 15:25

Wey Mealti !
Even computer knows Eritrean men have small peni$
An Eritrean husband and wife were setting up their computer and the husband makes the password "my peni$", but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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Post by Thomas H » 13 Oct 2019, 23:05

የዚህን ፍናፍንት ኤርትራዊ ብልት እንዴት አድርጌ እንደማስመልስው አላውቅም:: የዚህን ፎረም አባላት እርዳታ እፈልጋለሁ::


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