Since my prophecies have repeatedly cut the mustard, I'm now prophesying, dictator for life and the afterlife Issu will do a Kim Jong un and annoint his son Ayte Abraham to continue his legacy of wholesale decimation of our former colony Eritrea as his successor.
Future president Abraham will immediately be faced with challenges. The first being, since nearly all of eritrea's population has fled the country during his father's tenure, he will struggle to fill his cabinet. Its my firm belief that there are more Eritreans on this forum than in the whole of eritrea. Hence it makes sense to nominate them for certain cabinet posts according to their unique attributes and life experiences.
President for life and wholesale decimator in chief: Abraham Isayas Afeworki, reserved for Issu and his descendants
Minster for foreign affairs: Kerenite - diplomatic dude, also speaks amharic so should improve relations with us. I suggest he learn at least a few oromo words to ingratiate himself with our current ruling class... akaam bultani will suffice.
Minster for home affairs: vacant - not much home affairs as population has fled.
Minister for asylum, special needs folks: Cigar - Nuff said
Minister for senior citizens: deqi_arawit - first task will be to convert the vacant home affairs office into a nursing home.
Minister for propaganda: fiyameta - this photoshop General is a 20 year vet, singlehandedly fighting against the tide in cyber space to improve his country's image by utlizing the trumpian concept of alternative facts. Future prez Abraham should reward him with his own ministry.
Minster for LGBTQ+ - fed_up - this is perfect fit ... i can already picture amichew leading a pride march in Asmara wearing an eritrean flag and a borat mankini glossed with a rainbow ...