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Big Trouble

Postby Obamajr. » 28 Jan 2012, 21:45


Big Trouble

There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them.

Hearing about a pastor nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to her husband that she would ask the pastor to talk with the boys and he agreed.

The mother went to the pastor and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent the younger boy to the pastor.

The pastor sat the boy down across his HUGE, impressive desk. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the pastor pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Young man, where is God?"

The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, then said nothing. Again, louder, the pastor pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God?"

Again, the boy looked all around but said nothing. A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the pastor leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked, "Young man, I ask you, where is God?"

The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, "We're in Bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-g trouble."

The older boy asked, "What do you mean, 'BIG trouble?'";

His brother replied, "I'm telling' ya', we're in BIG trouble. :lol: God is missing and they think we did it!"


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Re: Bad News for Shabia..Please do not move this thread

Postby yoha » 02 Feb 2012, 03:28


what is the point i hope you are not happy when both brotherly people killed each other look Ethiopians are trying hard to bring a peaceful change to
their nation besides this is not new thing since we had three decades of war with Eritreans what we got was Death and Distraction , do you think we that again if you do you need to check your insanity. :!:



Re: Meles The Beggar ለማኙ መለስ ዜናዊ

Postby revolutions » 04 Feb 2012, 03:57


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Re: Meles The Beggar ለማኙ መለስ ዜናዊ

Postby revolutions » 04 Feb 2012, 04:00


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Re: Man in Gym

Postby Aragaw » 08 Feb 2012, 17:55


Obamajr. wrote:
Minelik wrote:Oj foking mor@n stfu! G7 clown. Jil.

:lol: :lol: Belay- ሹምባሽ:ባንዳ:


Belay- ሹምባሽ:ባንዳ:

Thanks OJ. What a name. Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Re: Man in Gym

Postby Aragaw » 08 Feb 2012, 18:00


Minelik wrote:I have no doubt the old man in the gym is Aragabiew.. right? Oj please confirm...


You have no doubt because your wife tell you every day what I do to her.

Belay- ሹምባሽ:ባንዳ:,

You always open your mouth and end up swallowing d i c ks. What a cursed weyane gered.



Re: Meles The Beggar ለማኙ መለስ ዜናዊ

Postby revolutions » 18 Feb 2012, 12:42


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Trouble sleeping

Postby Obamajr. » 01 Mar 2012, 12:13


Trouble sleeping

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. :lol: "How much for all night?"



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Re: Bad News for Shabia..Please do not move this thread

Postby yoha » 03 Mar 2012, 03:30


Minelik wrote:Ethiopian troops are inching towards Eritrean border...nearly 30000 troops are entering into Eritrea. If this news makes you disappointed move it... This is a breaking news and you will have to let the good news spread around. Unless you care more for Shabians emotion, you should leave it here.



"ደሃ በህልሙ ቅቤ ባይጠጣ እከክ ይወርሰው ነበር" "ሚሉሽን ባሰማሽ ገበያም ባልወጣሽ" ስለ የትኛው ኢትዮጵያ ወታደር ነው ምታወራው ጭራሽስ አታፍርም ወደ ኤርትራ መሄድና ሱማሌ አንድ አረገህ ወስደሃል ወንድም ባለፈው ኢትዮ/ኤርትራ ጦርነት ኢትዮጵያ የከፈለችው የሰው ሃይል ሃቁ ከወጣ ሃዘኑ ማብቂያም የለውም ያኔ ህዝቡ በአገር ፍቅር ስሜት ለሳት ውሎአል አሁን ግን ሞኝህን ፈልግ ከፈልግህ አንተው ትግሬውን ይዘህ ዝመት ባይ ነው :: "ሞኝ ለእናቱ"



Everyone was bluffing about their countries' progress.

Postby Obamajr. » 17 Mar 2012, 05:56


In a gathering of people from different countries, everyone was bluffing about their countries' progress.
USA: Our dogs play football
Japan: Our fishes can dance
Arab: Our camels drive cars
China: Our pandas ride bicycles
Ethiopia: Hmmnn... That is nothing, :roll: our donkeys run the government!!



:lol: Life is all about [deleted],
you're either chasing an [deleted] or married to an [deleted], divorced from an a-z-z or trying to forget an [deleted], you're either working your [deleted] off, working for an [deleted], sweating your [deleted] off, laughing your [deleted] off, kicking [deleted], kissing a-z-z, spanking [deleted], hauling [deleted], wiping [deleted], busting [deleted], or trying to get a piece of [deleted]



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