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Lawyer Joke

Postby Obamajr. » 15 Oct 2011, 21:30


Lawyer Joke

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

:roll: "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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Welo Gerageru
Sofiya Umer


http://www.diretube.com/sofiya-umer/wel ... 2cf0c.html
Last edited by Obamajr. on 05 Nov 2011, 22:30, edited 1 time in total.



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Minelik » 18 Oct 2011, 22:25


oj just wondering why are you running away? :roll:



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Obamajr. » 29 Oct 2011, 19:58


Minelik wrote:oj just wondering why are you running away? :roll:

Minelik,
:) I am not running away. :D I am chasing dictators all over the world.



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Aragaw » 01 Nov 2011, 16:11


Minelik wrote:oj just wondering why are you running away? :roll:


He didn't want your ugly face :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Weyane boy.



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Minelik » 05 Nov 2011, 16:56


aragaw wrote:
Minelik wrote:oj just wondering why are you running away? :roll:


He didn't want your ugly face :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Weyane boy.


You are good aragabi. You know your job!



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Aragaw » 08 Nov 2011, 12:44


Minelik wrote:
aragaw wrote:
Minelik wrote:oj just wondering why are you running away? :roll:


He didn't want your ugly face :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Weyane boy.


You are good aragabi. You know your job!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did your wife tell you that? Likskes Weyane.



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Minelik » 09 Nov 2011, 00:17


Aragabiew,,, I have never seen a good flagman like you... whereever I go I see you living upto your name. bek!t Shabia! :shock: :roll: :D



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Semira » 13 Nov 2011, 14:04


Oj,

did someone threatened you not to participate in the forum? i didn't know you were coward. you live in the free world. make a come back and chase weyanne monkeys just like you used to do. also, belaynesh babe is missing you. as you can see, she is in the love and hate relationship with aragaw. aren't you jealous? :D



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