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A Modern Romance Novel

Postby Obamajr. » 26 Feb 2011, 17:54


A Modern Romance Novel

He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into
a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He
approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring
voice, close to my ear. "Just relax. . . " Without warning, he reached
down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently
probing and moving upward along my calves, slowly, but steadily. My
breath caught in my throat.

I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so
experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and I
partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing
fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage.

And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled
sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands
to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and
expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A
man not used to taking "no" for an answer. A man who would tell me what
he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . . .

"Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done." My eyes snapped open and he was
standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. :) "You can board
your flight now."

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Ye' New York Emama (comedy)
http://www.youtube.com/v/bbg1azDFtv4?version=3

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Endaneresasa
Yalew Aneley


http://www.diretube.com/yalew-aneley/en ... b67f4.html



Joke of the day

Postby Obamajr. » 15 Oct 2011, 21:30


Lawyer Joke

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

:roll: "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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Welo Gerageru
Sofiya Umer


http://www.diretube.com/sofiya-umer/wel ... 2cf0c.html
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Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Minelik » 18 Oct 2011, 22:25


oj just wondering why are you running away? :roll:



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Obamajr. » 29 Oct 2011, 19:58


Minelik wrote:oj just wondering why are you running away? :roll:

Minelik,
:) I am not running away. :D I am chasing dictators all over the world.



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Aragaw » 01 Nov 2011, 16:11


Minelik wrote:oj just wondering why are you running away? :roll:


He didn't want your ugly face :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Weyane boy.



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Minelik » 05 Nov 2011, 16:56


aragaw wrote:
Minelik wrote:oj just wondering why are you running away? :roll:


He didn't want your ugly face :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Weyane boy.


You are good aragabi. You know your job!



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Aragaw » 08 Nov 2011, 12:44


Minelik wrote:
aragaw wrote:
Minelik wrote:oj just wondering why are you running away? :roll:


He didn't want your ugly face :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Weyane boy.


You are good aragabi. You know your job!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did your wife tell you that? Likskes Weyane.



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Minelik » 09 Nov 2011, 00:17


Aragabiew,,, I have never seen a good flagman like you... whereever I go I see you living upto your name. bek!t Shabia! :shock: :roll: :D



Re: Lawyer Joke

Postby Semira » 13 Nov 2011, 14:04


Oj,

did someone threatened you not to participate in the forum? i didn't know you were coward. you live in the free world. make a come back and chase weyanne monkeys just like you used to do. also, belaynesh babe is missing you. as you can see, she is in the love and hate relationship with aragaw. aren't you jealous? :D



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