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Thank You Very Much

Postby Obamajr. » 17 Sep 2010, 11:29


Thank You Very Much
The following is a telephone exchange between
a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia.

Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room service.
RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Jewish to odor sunteen?
G: Uh..yes..This is Room 944. I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July den?
G: What?
RS: Ow July den?...pry, boy, perch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee baychem...crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Hokay. An son toes?
G: What?
RS: San toes. July son toes?
G: I don't think so.
RS: No? Judo won toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo won
toes" means.
RS: Toes! Toes!...why judo won toes? Ow bow toss mopping we
bother?
G: Toasted english muffin! I've got it! You were saying "toast."
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No..just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
G: I mean [deleted]...just put it on the side.
RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?
RS: Copy! July son copy? Son tea? Son mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
RS: Wan minnie. Hokay...[deleted] ruin nine porty pore, strangle ache,
crease baychem, toss singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
copy....rye?
G: Whatever you say.
RS: Tendjewberrymud.
G: You're welcome.
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Commedy- Awra-Doro
http://www.youtube.com/v/ej-uGF3u9EM?version=3
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AZMARI

http://www.youtube.com/v/ocKhRWdhT9s"



Re: They are coming

Postby EriProdigy » 02 Oct 2010, 16:34


Obamajr. wrote:
They are coming

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, " :roll: They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares Now what do we tell them for Christmas?

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Addis Alem - (Fiker Eske Mekabir)
Teddy Afro

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A Beard?

Postby Obamajr. » 08 Oct 2010, 11:07


A Beard?
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"

"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...

"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.

That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, :roll: my husband will be home soon!"
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Birtuakn
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Tizita
Michael Belayneh

http://www.diretube.com/michael-belayne ... NF5kro&hl=



The Geography of a woman

Postby Obamajr. » 23 Oct 2010, 11:36


The Geography of a woman

When she is
1- between 15 & 20 she is like Africa, half wild & half discovered.

2-Between 20-25 she is like America, fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

3-Between 30-35 she is ike India wise and beautiful;

4-Between 40-45 she is like Germany, she lost the war but not the hope;

5-Between 50-55 she is like Siberia very quiet and wide and nobody go there;

6-Between 60-70 she is like England, with a glorious past but no future.

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Tizita Ena Fikir
Nebeyu Solomon

http://www.diretube.com/nebeyu-solomon/ ... cbe64.html



Couple of Dollars

Postby Obamajr. » 13 Nov 2010, 11:26


Couple of Dollars

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"

"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.

"Will you use it to gamble?"

"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"

"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."

The man replied, "That's OK. :lol: I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."
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Seberta
Fikir

http://www.diretube.com/fikir/seberta-n ... 99e54.html



The Drunk

Postby Obamajr. » 04 Dec 2010, 20:57


The Drunk

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."

The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please."

The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the bartender.

The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?"

"Oh, no. You get violent :lol: when you drink."

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Ethio dancers Houston

http://www.youtube.com/v/3-DPOszhPi4



My favorite jokes of 2010

Postby Obamajr. » 25 Dec 2010, 01:48


My favorite English joke is :-
A dog named sex
When I went to city hall to renew my dog's license, I told the clerk I wanted a license for Sex. He said, "I would like one too!"
Then I said, "But this is a dog"
He said "he didn't care what she looked like." Then I said "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked at me and said, "You must have been quite kid."
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took my dog with me. I told the motel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "You do not need a special room for sex. As long as you pay you bill, we don't care what you do."
I said, "Look you do not seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Funny , I have the same problem."
Well, one day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog got loose and run away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He said, "Wonderful! if you sell tickets, you will clean up."
But you do not understand, I said "I want to have sex on TV." He said "They already have that on cable, its no big deal anymore."
Well! my wife and I decided to separate, so we went to court to figth for custody of the dog.
I said to the judge, "Your honor I had Sex before I was married." The jude said, "The court is not a confessional, Please stick to the facts." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too!"
Well, last night Sex ran away again, and I spent hours looking all over for him. A cop came to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said "I am looking for Sex." My case comes up on Friday.



Blind Man

Postby Obamajr. » 16 Jan 2011, 03:22


Blind Man

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A
blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find
it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the
bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he
taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of
rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR
:roll: stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut up."
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የአሜሪካ ደብዳቤ - Meskerem Bekele (Comedy)
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Ejeg Ejeg
FikirAddis Negatibeb

http://www.diretube.com/fikiraddis-nega ... 75f98.html



Joke of the day Mubarak and Obama

Postby Reviewer » 29 Jan 2011, 07:52


Joke of the day --
Obama: "Hosni, I think you need to write your goodbye letter to your people."
Hosni Mubarak: "Why? Where are they going?"



Social Security Sex

Postby Obamajr. » 06 Feb 2011, 06:47


Social Security Sex


Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"

"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."

"Social Security sex?"

:lol: "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, :roll: but not enough to live on!"

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