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Couple of Dollars

Postby Obamajr. » 13 Nov 2010, 11:26

Couple of Dollars

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"

"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.

"Will you use it to gamble?"

"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"

"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."

The man replied, "That's OK. :lol: I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."

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Re: Couple of Dollars

Postby badme » 09 Jan 2011, 18:18

Oh, very good. I should do the same for my wife, not a bad bit of advice. It is a bit sad that a lot of the homeless have good morale fiber and most of the well-off have none.

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