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Thank You Very Much

Postby Obamajr. » 17 Sep 2010, 11:29

Thank You Very Much
The following is a telephone exchange between
a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia.

Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room service.
RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Jewish to odor sunteen?
G: Uh..yes..This is Room 944. I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July den?
G: What?
RS: Ow July den?...pry, boy, perch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee baychem...crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Hokay. An son toes?
G: What?
RS: San toes. July son toes?
G: I don't think so.
RS: No? Judo won toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo won
toes" means.
RS: Toes! Toes!...why judo won toes? Ow bow toss mopping we
G: Toasted english muffin! I've got it! You were saying "toast."
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No..just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
G: I mean [deleted]...just put it on the side.
RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?
RS: Copy! July son copy? Son tea? Son mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
RS: Wan minnie. Hokay...[deleted] ruin nine porty pore, strangle ache,
crease baychem, toss singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
G: Whatever you say.
RS: Tendjewberrymud.
G: You're welcome.

Commedy- Awra-Doro


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