The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. — E E Cummings


Sex Bully

Postby Obamajr. » 19 Oct 2008, 08:58


Sex Bully

A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and that sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, big time."
They proceed to the last bull and his sign reads: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open as she gasps, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That's ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one!"
The man turns to his wife and says, "Yeah, okay. :roll: Go on up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

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