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Re: all about men

Postby Minelik » 07 Aug 2010, 20:18


Ras Tigray wrote:hi obamajl, don't you see his profile map? Belay should be shabia, don't call every creature woyane.


LOL

Listro what is your IQ?>



Re: all about men

Postby Obamajr. » 08 Aug 2010, 07:15



Fesso- :lol: Why don't you ask your mammy?

Minelik wrote:
Ras Tigray wrote:hi obamajl, don't you see his profile map? Belay should be shabia, don't call every creature woyane.


LOL

Listro what is your IQ?>



The Dentist

Postby Obamajr. » 10 Aug 2010, 07:45


The Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"

:roll: "Didn't feel a thing!"

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Animals Jokes

Postby Obamajr. » 20 Aug 2010, 06:16


Talking Dog

A guy and a dog walk into a bar. The guy is bragging to everyone that his dog can talk . The bartender calls him over and says, "So your dog can talk, huh?"

The guy says yes. Then the bar tender says, "So, if I gave your dog a dollar he would go out and buy me a newspaper?" The guy says yes, gives the dog a dollar and sends him out.

Three hours later the dog hasn't come back yet, so the owner and the bartender go looking for him. A block from the bar, they look down an alley and see the dog humping a female dog. The guy yells, "Wow, I've never seen you do that before!"

The dog says, :lol: "Well I've never had money before."
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Under the Influence

Postby Obamajr. » 28 Aug 2010, 17:03


Under the Influence

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, :roll: ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!



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U.N. on conflict resolution (funny)

Postby elias » 01 Sep 2010, 13:13





They are coming

Postby Obamajr. » 04 Sep 2010, 08:56



They are coming

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, " :roll: They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares Now what do we tell them for Christmas?

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Thank You Very Much

Postby Obamajr. » 17 Sep 2010, 11:29


Thank You Very Much
The following is a telephone exchange between
a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia.

Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room service.
RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Jewish to odor sunteen?
G: Uh..yes..This is Room 944. I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July den?
G: What?
RS: Ow July den?...pry, boy, perch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee baychem...crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Hokay. An son toes?
G: What?
RS: San toes. July son toes?
G: I don't think so.
RS: No? Judo won toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo won
toes" means.
RS: Toes! Toes!...why judo won toes? Ow bow toss mopping we
bother?
G: Toasted english muffin! I've got it! You were saying "toast."
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No..just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
G: I mean [deleted]...just put it on the side.
RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?
RS: Copy! July son copy? Son tea? Son mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
RS: Wan minnie. Hokay...[deleted] ruin nine porty pore, strangle ache,
crease baychem, toss singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
copy....rye?
G: Whatever you say.
RS: Tendjewberrymud.
G: You're welcome.
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Re: They are coming

Postby EriProdigy » 02 Oct 2010, 16:34


Obamajr. wrote:
They are coming

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, " :roll: They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares Now what do we tell them for Christmas?

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Teddy Afro

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A Beard?

Postby Obamajr. » 08 Oct 2010, 11:07


A Beard?
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"

"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...

"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.

That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, :roll: my husband will be home soon!"
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