The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. — E E Cummings


Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 04 Dec 2009, 06:09


The bride tells her husband

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, :lol: "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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Bati Bati...Traditional Wollo
Etenesh Endashaw

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby shaily » 10 Dec 2009, 02:29


Hi,
Let me share one joke from my side too.I can share more if anyone interested.Here it goes.
A man is being interviewed for a job. “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?” “The slightest noise wakes me up.”



Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 11 Dec 2009, 11:17


Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they
were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain
showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop
and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route,
he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in
at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the
phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get
out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed,
"one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that
says :roll: 'Do Not Disturb'!"


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Kitktana weyra
Aster Aweke

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Re: all about men

Postby Ras Tigray » 20 Jul 2010, 01:21


hi obamajl, don't you see his profile map? Belay should be shabia, don't call every creature woyane.



Re: all about men

Postby W'qaw » 21 Jul 2010, 01:20


Ras Tigray wrote:hi obamajl, don't you see his profile map? Belay should be shabia, don't call every creature woyane.


yeman jilajil neh degmo!



Re: all about men

Postby Minelik » 07 Aug 2010, 20:18


Ras Tigray wrote:hi obamajl, don't you see his profile map? Belay should be shabia, don't call every creature woyane.


LOL

[deleted] what is your IQ?>



Re: all about men

Postby Obamajr. » 08 Aug 2010, 07:15



Fesso- :lol: Why don't you ask your mammy?

Minelik wrote:
Ras Tigray wrote:hi obamajl, don't you see his profile map? Belay should be shabia, don't call every creature woyane.


LOL

[deleted] what is your IQ?>

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