Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 06 Mar 2010, 09:54

Clinton Poll

Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton Sex Scandal.
One of the questions:
Would you ever have an affair with Bill Clinton?
The results were staggering!

1- 5% — No
2- 3% — Yes
3- 92% — :lol: Never Again


Osama Jokes

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
:roll: The New York Jets!

Letanshuwa Inesga- Gossaye

Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 13 Mar 2010, 07:53

World War III

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you :roll: no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"
How does President Bush spell Welfare?

:roll: F-A-R-E-W-E-L-L

Lijinet Alat by Teddy Afro

Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 20 Mar 2010, 10:47


A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets his daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then he goes back in a couple of times without bringing out anybody.

So a fireman asks him, "Why are you going back in there?"

The man replies, :roll: "I'm turning over my mother-in-law."


Q: What's the difference between a microwave and a woman?

A: :roll: A microwave doesn't complain when you put a piece of meat in it.


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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 27 Mar 2010, 10:33

Voodoo Enronomics

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take
care of them and sells you the milk.

Communism: You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the
government takes all the milk.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd
multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income

very funny
Toyota Lawnmower Recall - lawn mower joke


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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 03 Apr 2010, 10:55

Congressman's Money

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm
a United States congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, :lol: give me my money!"
very funny ... eering.wmv

Amharic Music Nati Haile - Lijinetwa
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 10 Apr 2010, 12:29

Doctor's Appointment Tomorrow

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife.

She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh."

The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. :lol: "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
Clinton and Titanic

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only about 2000 people went down on the Titanic.


Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 17 Apr 2010, 11:08

One day Jimmy, known for always being broke and shabby, walks into his regular bar.
One of the other regulars, noticing his new clothes and brand new Harley Davidson asked him where he got it.
Jimmy, with a big, proud smile on his face explained:
"I was walking to the grocery store, when all of a sudden a girl rode up on this shining new Harley.
She got off her bike, threw off all of her clothes and said 'take what you want. :lol: ' So I did."


Q: What's a man's definition of safe sex?

A: :lol: When his wife's out of town.


Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 24 Apr 2010, 11:37

Memory Loss

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.
They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years... chatting, and enjoying each other''s friendship.

One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says, "Please don''t be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years. . .What is your name?
I am trying to remember, but I just can't."

The older friend stares at her, looking very distressed, says nothing for two full minutes, and finally with tearful eyes, says, :roll: "How soon do you have to know?"

Bahilawi With Modern Instrument
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Supermarket Mother

Postby Obamajr. » 01 May 2010, 10:45

Supermarket Mother

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable.
It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

:lol: "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

New Traditional Amharic Song-Wello

joke of the day (cartoon)

Postby HaileG » 03 May 2010, 12:35


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