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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 05 Feb 2010, 09:39


marriage

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, :lol: "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"
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Three Rings

Q: What are the three rings of marriage?

A: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

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Russel Peters - Arabs jokes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-z5smrrT8&feature=fvw



Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 12 Feb 2010, 09:48


High Speed Chase

Driving after an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.

"You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid :roll: you were trying to give her back."

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Women and Bad Weather
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?

A: :roll: They all get the house.

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Gena Gud Yesemal
Abeba Desalegn

http://www.diretube.com/Abeba_Desalegn/ ... e2870.html



Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 06 Mar 2010, 09:54


Clinton Poll

Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton Sex Scandal.
One of the questions:
Would you ever have an affair with Bill Clinton?
The results were staggering!

1- 5% — No
2- 3% — Yes
3- 92% — :lol: Never Again

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Osama Jokes

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
:roll: The New York Jets!
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Letanshuwa Inesga- Gossaye
http://www.youtube.com/v/0AW_YXUmug4&color



Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 13 Mar 2010, 07:53


World War III

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you :roll: no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"
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How does President Bush spell Welfare?

:roll: F-A-R-E-W-E-L-L
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Lijinet Alat by Teddy Afro

http://www.youtube.com/v/jugwysJWVls&color1=



Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 20 Mar 2010, 10:47



Mother-in-Law


A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets his daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then he goes back in a couple of times without bringing out anybody.

So a fireman asks him, "Why are you going back in there?"

The man replies, :roll: "I'm turning over my mother-in-law."

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Q: What's the difference between a microwave and a woman?

A: :roll: A microwave doesn't complain when you put a piece of meat in it.

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Muda Sheda & Saron Tefery Ft. Tigest Tamene - Watch Video

http://www.ethioclips.com/video/382/Mud ... est-Tamene



Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 27 Mar 2010, 10:33


Voodoo Enronomics

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take
care of them and sells you the milk.

Communism: You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the
government takes all the milk.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd
multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income

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very funny
Toyota Lawnmower Recall

http://www.youtube.com/v/6B2e6D484v8 - lawn mower joke

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Musiqa
Neway Afardew

http://www.diretube.com/neway-afardew/m ... f3c22.html



Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 03 Apr 2010, 10:55


Congressman's Money

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm
a United States congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, :lol: give me my money!"
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very funny
http://media.right-mind.us/right-mind/A ... eering.wmv



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Amharic Music Nati Haile - Lijinetwa
http://www.youtube.com/v/nCE7peOLLqQ&color1=
Last edited by Obamajr. on 03 Apr 2010, 11:00, edited 1 time in total.



Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 10 Apr 2010, 12:29


Doctor's Appointment Tomorrow

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife.

She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh."

The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. :lol: "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
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Clinton and Titanic

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only about 2000 people went down on the Titanic.

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OROMO KEMER YOUSUF

http://www.youtube.com/v/DezPCkrQs38&color1=0



Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 17 Apr 2010, 11:08


men/women
One day Jimmy, known for always being broke and shabby, walks into his regular bar.
One of the other regulars, noticing his new clothes and brand new Harley Davidson asked him where he got it.
Jimmy, with a big, proud smile on his face explained:
"I was walking to the grocery store, when all of a sudden a girl rode up on this shining new Harley.
She got off her bike, threw off all of her clothes and said 'take what you want. :lol: ' So I did."


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Q: What's a man's definition of safe sex?

A: :lol: When his wife's out of town.
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ethiopia-music
http://www.youtube.com/v/3eUL1KITbrE&color1=irikum



Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Obamajr. » 24 Apr 2010, 11:37


Memory Loss

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.
They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years... chatting, and enjoying each other''s friendship.

One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says, "Please don''t be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years. . .What is your name?
I am trying to remember, but I just can't."

The older friend stares at her, looking very distressed, says nothing for two full minutes, and finally with tearful eyes, says, :roll: "How soon do you have to know?"
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Bahilawi With Modern Instrument
Ethiopis Art Show


http://www.diretube.com/ethiopis-art-sh ... ac691.html

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